Well, that didn't take long...get your TEBOW Pat's jersey... CLICK HERE

Man threatened to kill cop's family over potato chip theft  CLICK HERE

Austrailian woman tring to swim from Cuba to Florida  CLICK HERE

Teacher suspended for showing SAW movie to 6th grade class  CLICK HERE

Vero Beach mayor apologizes after Jesus comment  CLICK HERE

Wait, I thought we ordered bananas not COCAINE  CLICK HERE

Did Powerball winner pick up tab for 180 diners?  CLICK HERE

Pssst, hey buddy...wanna buy a shark?  CLICK HERE

Infamous Cleveland kidnapper pleads "not guilty"...  CLICK HERE

Officer shot kittens in front of kids  CLICK HERE

Officials said the man was "using a space heater, a hair dryer and a heat gun" to kill bed bugs...  CLICK HERE

Man files malpractice suit after eight-month erection  CLICK HERE

Behold, the flying bike!!  CLICK HERE

New hazzard added to 14th hole...  CLICK HERE

First ever double leg transplant patient has legs amputated  CLICK HERE

Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson headed to jail  CLICK HERE

Scummer of the week candidate #4  CLICK HERE

Man helping turtle cross road struck by a bus  CLICK HERE

It's a Jeep, wait, no, it's a boat...  CLICK HERE

"...the victim was siphoning gas out of his car with a shop-vac"  CLICK HERE

Rapper 2 Chainz robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco  CLICK HERE

Woman wearing only a fanny pack on "spiritual quest" goes missing in forest  CLICK HERE

Patriots sign Tebow  CLICK HERE

Ca. elementary school starts TOY GUN turn-n program  CLICK HERE

Saudi prince sues Forbes magazine for only listing him as the "26th richest" person  CLICK HERE

Bank employee falls asleep on keyword, accidentally transfers millions into acount  CLICK HERE

Man charged with DUI after blowing a .000  CLICK HERE

Woman stabs man to death with stiletto  CLICK HERE

Weekly mug shot roundup from The Smoking Gun  CLICK HERE

Pro-tip:  Don't set off firecrackers while the bomb squad is investigating a suspicious package  CLICK HERE

Get ready for all Zimmerman all the time...  CLICK HERE

Infamous "Night Stalker" Richard Ramirez dead at 53  CLICK HERE

Well, that's one way to deal with a rapist...  CLICK HERE

"Suicide Bridge" to get barriers?  CLICK HERE

Scummer of the week candidate #1  CLICK HERE

The "Mega-mosquitoes" have arrived in Central Florida  CLICK HERE

Motorcyslist run off road for wearing Miami Heat jersey  CLICK HERE

Can Obama give a speech without a written copy or teleprompter?  CLICK HERE

"The Internship" flops at box office  CLICK HERE

Scummers, scummers and more scummers...  CLICK HERE

Teacher calling a dog accidentally causes school lockdown  CLICK HERE

Scummer of the week candidate #3  CLICK HERE

The Krispy Kreme sloppy joe?  CLICK HERE

Drunk helicopter pilot allows drunk passenger to fly chopper.  Guess how this one ends...  CLICK HERE