Holy crap!!  Look at the size of this record python caught in S. Florida...  CLICK HERE

Channel 6 not going to score any Disney points after this report:  CLICK HERE

Governor Scott vetoes State University tuition hike  CLICK HERE

Magic will again send lucky charm Pat Williams to NYC for NBA draft lottery Tuesday night  CLICK HERE

Scummer of the week candidate #2  CLICK HERE

Squirrel, golfer, what's the difference?  CLICK HERE

Polk deputy has purse, badge, gun stolen  CLICK HERE

The most expensive single family home in the US is up for sale...  CLICK HERE

Woman set on fire inside convenience store  CLICK HERE

Man breaks into fortune teller's home when "love spell" failed to work  CLICK HERE

Hotel bans kids with Down Syndrome  CLICK HERE

Rescue made on 21-year-old female who was naked, high on mushrooms & stuck on mountain  CLICK HERE

Cops called after diaper changing incident at Starbucks  CLICK HERE

Meet "Midnight Gunslinger"...he's blind and has an 80% accuracy rate  CLICK HERE

Beer dispute ends up involving a hammer...  CLICK HERE

And why not, a domestic incident over spiced rum  CLICK HERE

Windermere cop details vehicle driver profiling.  Care to guess what "bravo" stands for?....  CLICK HERE

When a headline contains the word "biting" and "penis", you know it can't be good...  CLICK HERE

Snobby Winter Park officials at it again...  CLICK HERE

Serv Pro building burns, $1 million loss.  Who do they call?  CLICK HERE 

Colgate plans caffeinated toothbrush  CLICK HERE

Scummer of the week candidate #1  CLICK HERE

The white van theory once again pans out  CLICK HERE

Funeral hearse for tree huggers  CLICK HERE

Who in the hell throws a glass bottle during a REGGAE CONCERT?  CLICK HERE

Teacher suspended for allegedly touching girl with banana during sex lecture  CLICK HERE

Ridiculous:  School will no longer celebrate Mother's or Father's Day...not "inclusive" enough  CLICK HERE

Ky. school fails to find humor in senior graduation prank  CLICK HERE

NYC bar to host host "smallest penis" competition  CLICK HERE

White, heterosexual male rejected for campus "diversity" post because, well, he's a white, heterosexual male...  CLICK HERE

Traffic cop tried to ticket cars lined up for funeral procession  CLICK HERE

"Life in plastic is not fantastic" or some kind of gibberish...  CLICK HERE

UPDATE:  KKK responds to inquiry about flier left at doorstep of black family   CLICK HERE

Man arrested, charged in tricking pregnant girlfriend into taking abortion pill  CLICK HERE

Man thinks wife was cheating on him, so he does the logical thing:  Stages a home invasion  CLICK HERE

Japan:  Sushi cats  CLICK HERE

Man charged with assaulting woman driver with sunscreen  CLICK HERE

Texas HS senior bags state record 14 ft, 800 lb gator  CLICK HERE

Woman who had car stolen spots it at drive-thru where she works  CLICK HERE

Powerball jackpot jumps to $550 million  CLICK HERE

FDA issues odd warning to women who use Ambien  CLICK HERE

Idiot with "Cop Killa" face tattoo arrested for threatening to kill cops  CLICK HERE

We're sure the guy who runs the dog fighting ring will be compliant with this ordinance...  CLICK HERE

Sex Fetish festival cancelled in Baltimore neighborhood  CLICK HERE

Motorist blames "bad Chinese food" for his decision to flee accident scene  CLICK HERE

NASCAR legend Dick Trickle commits suicide  CLICK HERE