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GOOD NEWS IS THERE IS A ROYAL BABY (OR BABIES) ON THE WAY, BAD NEWS IS KATE IS ALREADY IN THE HOSPITAL…
She's in the hospital with a very severe form of morning sickness called HYPEREMESIS GRAVIDARUM. It's marked by nausea and vomiting, but on a more extreme scale than regular morning sickness to the point where it can lead to dehydration, malnutrition, weight loss and other problems. It's estimated that at most, only 2% of pregnant women get it. Some estimates say the number is as low as three-tenths of a percent. For most women, the issue resolves itself by about the 20th week of pregnancy. Kate will remain in the hospital for several days, after which she'll require, quote, "a period of rest." There's potential for harm to the mother and child, but this doesn't seem to be one of those cases. An interesting side note, though: Some experts say the condition is associated with TWINS. There's no word if Kate is carrying what the Brits call "an heir and a spare" at the same time. This is the first child for Kate and PRINCE WILLIAM. The baby automatically leapfrogs Britain's International Naked Billiards champion PRINCE HARRY to become third in line for the throne. That means Harry is now fourth, behind PRINCE CHARLES, Prince William and this unborn fetus. Of course, if Kate IS carrying twins, that means Harry is FIFTH. I'm pretty sure Harry doesn't mind. I think he'd rather party than be King!

HERE’S WHAT THE KID MIGHT LOOK LIKE…

REALLY? KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE MOST SEARCHED PERSON OF 2012??
After topping Bing.com's list of the Most Searched Person of 2012, KIM KARDASHIAN also sits at the top of Yahoo!'s version of the list. Although she's the highest-rated PERSON, she only came in THIRD on the overall search list, behind "Election" and "iPhone 5". Here's their Top 10:
#1.) Election
#2.) iPhone 5
#3.) Kim Kardashian
#4.) Kate Upton
#5.) Kate Middleton
#6.) Whitney Houston
#7.) Olympics
#8.) Political polls
#9.) Lindsay Lohan
#10.) Jennifer Lopez

BILL MURRAY IS BACK IN GHOSTBUSTERS 3!
This comes from HAROLD RAMIS who co-wrote the first two movies and plays Ghostbuster Egon Spengler. He says, quote, "It was kind of crazy. Just out of nowhere, I get a phone call from Bill at almost three in the morning and he simply said, 'Yeah, OK, I'm in!' That's Bill Murray for you. Surprising and straight to the point. "Bill also said a major factor in his decision to do the movie had been all the support he received from fans." That means the three main Ghostbusters Murray, Ramis and DAN AYKROYD are on board. There's no word yet on ERNIE HUDSON . . . a.k.a. the token black Ghostbuster. SIGOURNEY WEAVER is set to return, and there's even talk that RICK MORANIS will come out of retirement to take part. He hasn't acted since doing a voice in "Brother Bear 2" in 2006.

60 MINUTES & VANITY FAIR POLL JUST REVEALED THE FUNNIEST STUFF…
According to a new "60 Minutes" / "Vanity Fair" poll on humor, JAY LENO is the funniest late-night host . . . "The Simpsons" is funnier than "Family Guy" . . . men are funnier than women . . . and "Seinfeld" is the greatest sitcom. Leno beat out DAVID LETTERMAN 24% to 13%. They were followed, in this order, by Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Craig Ferguson. But 23% of respondents said NONE OF THEM are funny. "The Simpsons" beat "Family Guy" 36% to 30% . . . while 34% said they "didn't know" which one was funnier. As far as the comedic battle of the sexes goes, I think we can call this one: MEN ARE FUNNIER THAN WOMEN. That's according to 60% of Americans. A mere 22% said women are funnier . . . while 15% said there's no difference. 22% of Americans said "Seinfeld" is the greatest sitcom, giving it a slight edge over "The Honeymooners", which got 16% of the vote. They were followed, in this order, by "Friends", "Cheers", "Arrested Development", "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and "30 Rock". Oh . . . and the funniest letter of the alphabet is Q . . . followed by Z, W, P and X. Okaaay.

ALRIGHT, THIS KATT WILLIAMS FIASCO IS JUST TOO FUNNY TO LEAVE OUT…
Two Sundays ago, "comedian" KATT WILLIAMS led police on a motorcycle chase AND slapped a Target cashier. Well, this past Sunday was just as eventful. Katt was arrested following a fight at a Seattle bar . . . during which he threatened people with
a POOL CUE. Police say he also, quote, "followed a family outside of the bar where he threw a cigarette at a woman as she got into her car, hitting her in the eye." Then he threw a rock at the car. He was bailed out yesterday morning by former Death Row Records thug SUGE KNIGHT, who's Katt's tour manager.

NICK LACHEY GOT BOOTED OUT OF THE BENGALS/CHARGERS GAME!
NICK LACHEY got BOOTED from the Cincinnati Bengals / San Diego Chargers game on Sunday for TRASH TALKING. It probably didn't help that the game was in San Diego and Nick is a Cincy native and rabid Bengals fan. After getting ejected, he Tweeted, quote, "Just got kicked out of the chargers stadium and couldn't be prouder! Go Cincy Bengals." After the Bengals won, he added, quote, "Bengals win again. I'd talk trash to everyone in SD, but what's the point? You already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost." Click HERE for the vid!

DAVE HESTER HAS BEEN LOCKED OUT AT STORAGE WARS! YUUUUUUUUP

IT’S OFFICIAL, LAMB OF GOD’S RANDY BLYTHE IS BEING CHARGED WITH MANSLAGHTER
It's official: LAMB OF GOD singer RANDY BLYTHE has been indicted on a manslaughter charge in the Czech Republic . . . and if convicted, he could be looking at a "long-term" prison sentence. Prosecutors in Prague now have three months to set a trial date or request further investigation. Randy was held in a Czech jail for FIVE WEEKS this summer, after being arrested in June. He's being blamed for the death of a 19-year-old local "fan" who died at a show in 2010. After being released, he promised he would return to the country to defend himself, if necessary. The band's manager says, quote, "Obviously, we intend to fight vigorously against these charges as we feel that in no way did Randy intend to cause bodily harm on the young fan who subsequently died from injuries sustained at the show. "Randy intends to go to Prague to defend himself at trial. While it's a tragedy that a fan died following a  performance, in no way do I feel that Randy did anything improper that led to the young man's injuries and subsequent death." Read the full statement HERE

MITT ROMNEY’S GOT A NEW GIG!

GOOD NEWS PARTY PEOPLE, THE WORLD’S NOT GONNA END AFTER ALL!

SOME DUDE’S BOSS JUST REWARDED HIM FOR BEING A GOOD EMPLOYEE BY BUYING HIM A NEW RIDE!
For the last 11 years, 52-year-old Chris Ninos has worked at an Internet marketing company called BMI Elite in Delray Beach, Florida. And he's driven the same 15-year-old Ford with 99,000 miles on it. Chris is the hardest worker at BMI he's always the first one to work and the last one to leave and he calls to check in on days off. So the CEO, Brandon Rosen, decided to reward him. Last Thursday, he told Chris he was having his car serviced, and asked if he could pick him up at the dealership on his way to the company's holiday luncheon. But when Chris got to the dealership, Brandon was waiting with a brand new Ford Escape SUV. It's in Chris' name not a company car and BMI even threw in three years of service!

THE DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK HAS CHECKED IN AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!

MISTLETOE’S NOT JUST LOOKING TO HELP YOU GET A KISS THIS XMAS, IT’S ALSO LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR RECTUM!
According to a study by the University of Adelaide in Australia, the extract from mistletoe is extremely effective in FIGHTING COLON CANCER. Researchers found that using mistletoe to treat cells infected with colon cancer was just as effective as chemotherapy without the horrible side effects. More research has to be done, but this is promising. And it should make you respect the power of the mistletoe even MORE this Christmas.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE “PINOCCHIO EFFECT”? YOUR NOSE ACTUALLY GETS WARMER WHEN YOU LIE!
According to a study by the University of Granada in Spain, you really CAN catch someone telling a lie by checking their nose. They call it "the Pinocchio Effect" but a person's nose doesn't get bigger, it gets WARMER. Scientists looked at thermal images of people's faces, and found that different areas of their face changed temperature when they were doing different tasks. If someone was working on a difficult mental task, the temperature around their nose and the muscles in the corners of their eyes dropped and if someone was feeling anxiety, the area heated up. And when someone was LYING, the temperature around their nose also jumped.

WOULD YOU MARRY A PORN STAR?
I'm sure a lot of guys out there would date a porn star, just to see what it's like. But how many guys would MARRY one? According to a new survey, it's SHOCKINGLY high. 86% of men say they'd be willing to date a porn star and 61% would MARRY ONE. That's three out of five guys who'd be willing to spend the rest of their life with a woman who has weird, deviant sex on camera. The survey also found that 64% of people have tried positions or moves they've seen in a porno.

LEBRON HAS BEEN NAMED ‘SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR’ BUT SPORTS ILLUSTRATED…
LEBRON JAMES has been named the "Sports Illustrated" Sportsman of the Year. The honor actually surprised him. He figured he was still being judged for the way he bolted from Cleveland for the Miami Heat. He says, quote, "I remember just like yesterday when I signed here and basically, like the roof caved in."

WILL DWIGHT LEAVE THE LAKERS??

HAVE YOU SEEN JORDAN’S NEW SHOE? IT’S WEIRD MAN