LINDSAY LOHAN WAS ALLEGEDLY WASTED ON BOOZE & COKE WHEN SHE ATTACKED THE CHICK AT THE NYC NIGHTCLUB!
Lindsay Lohan was partying hard early Thursday morning before her arrest in a New York City nightclub and an eyewitness exclusively tells RadarOnline.com the Liz & Dick actress not only sucker-punched a female clubgoer, but she spit at her after drinking heavily and doing cocaine.  "Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine," the insider revealed. "The whole thing started when the girl in the club asked to take a picture with Lindsay. Lindsay said no and was really rude about it, so the girl just continued dancing with her friends." But the source says Lindsay wouldn't let it go and was so annoyed with the victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell, that she purposely antagonized her and shoved Tiffany on the way to the bathroom. "Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming," the eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. "Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react."

AND THAT’S NOT ALL FOLKS! LILO WAS ALSO OFFICIALLY CHARGED WITH LYING TO POLICE YESTERDAY AS WELL
In addition to her nightclub brawl arrest in New York City, LINDSAY LOHAN was also charged in California yesterday with lying to police, for claiming her assistant was driving when she ran her rented Porsche into the back of a truck over the summer. Lindsay was charged with three crimes: Providing false information to a police officer, resisting a police officer, and reckless driving.

WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH BETTY WHITE? IT’LL COST YA
Betty White is auctioning off a date with her to benefit the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles. In an auction starting December 3, fans will be able to bid on a dinner date with Betty at one of Betty's favorite restaurants.

JESSICA SIMPSON IS PREGGO AGAIN!

TRACE ADKINS HAS APOLOGIZED FOR WEARING A CONFEDERATE FLAG EARPIECE TO THE ROCKEFELLER TREE LIGHTING…
TRACE ADKINS issued a statement saying he meant no offense by wearing a Confederate flag earpiece on NBC's Christmas tree lighting ceremony. He said that he "objects to oppression of any kind" . . . and that the Confederate flag "represents" his Southern lineage. He also said, quote, "Those who view the flag as a symbol of racism, that was not my message and I did not
intend offense."

AAAAAND MARIAH CAREY’S BOOBS ALMOST FELL OUT!
Despite the nippy near-freezing weather, pop (out?) star Mariah Carey made many eyes pop out with her Christmas ornaments popping out of the very low-cut dress she wore on NBC’s Wednesday night broadcast of the annual tree-lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center in New York. In addition to sharing her, well, gifts, while topping the bill on the annual Christmas special, Carey’s 1994 holiday hit “All I Want for Christmas is You” tops the return of the annual Billboard Holiday Songs chart.

DAVID BLAINE ATE A GLASS OFF MERYL STREEP’S TABLE AT A FUNDRAISER LAST NIGHT!

PLAYBOY HOTTIE KELLY MONACO HAS A SEX TAPE, BUT NO ONE WILL PROBABLY EVER SEE IT…LAME
The good news is, "Dancing With the Stars" minx KELLY MONACO has a sex tape. The bad news is you'll probably NEVER SEE IT. The tape, if it actually exists, is almost 20 years old. Kelly made it when she was 19, with her boyfriend at the time. She's 36 now. And this guy has held onto it all this time. But he swears he's NEVER going to release it. He says, quote, "Making the video was a mutual decision, and we filmed it at my house. She's never mentioned it, and I still have it. "If I was a bad person, it would have already been released in the last couple of years, and I would have made a mint. But I'd never do that to her." Soooo, then why mention it dude??

THE ORIGINAL BADASS BATMOBILE FROM 1966 IS GOING UP FOR AUCTION!

LOUDWIRE.COM NAMES THE TOP 10 ROCK SONGS OF 2012!
Loudwire.com has put out their 10 Best Rock Songs of 2012 list . . . and the Number One spot went to the DEAD SARA song, "Weatherman".
--Here's the list:
1.) "Weatherman", Dead Sara
2.) "Leathers", Deftones
3.) "Love Bites (So Do I)", Halestorm
4.) "March to the Sea", Baroness
5.) "Gone Sovereign", Stone Sour
6.) "No Reflection", Marilyn Manson
7.) "Bully", Shinedown
8.) "Harakiri", Serj Tankian
9.) "Still Swingin'", Papa Roach
10.) "Chalk Outline", Three Days Grace

JIMI HENDRIX’ BLACK STRAT SOLD FOR $440K!
A black Fender Stratocaster guitar played by Jimi Hendrix at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967 sold at a London auction on Wednesday for around $440,000. What makes this axe so unique is that it was the one the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer was playing seconds before swapping it out for the much cheaper model he set on fire during his performance. The stunt is still one of the most iconic moments in rock, but what few knew at the time was that Hendrix had switched guitars before setting the cheaper model ablaze, knowing that the one sold at auction on Wednesday was worth way more money.

AC/DC SOLD A TON OF DOWNLOADS AFTER FINALLY CAVING IN TO iTUNES!
AC/DC FINALLY caved in to iTunes earlier this month after being one of the service's most notorious holdouts. And that decision seems to be working out for them, at least for now. Billboard.com says AC/DC sold 48,000 digital albums in their first week of availability . . . plus, 696,000 individual songs. 25 AC/DC albums hit iTunes on Monday, November 19th, including their new one "Live at River Plate". "Back in Black", from 1980, was the top-selling album, with more than 15,000 downloads in just that first week. The second biggest-seller was 1979's "Highway to Hell", which had a little under 5,000 downloads. "Live at River Plate" was third with around 4,000 in sales. The most downloaded song was "Thunderstruck", with 85,000 downloads . . . followed by "Back in Black" with 68,000 and "You Shook Me All Night Long" with 64,000. 14 AC/DC songs sold at least 10,000 downloads last week.

OBAMA & ROMNEY HAD LUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE YESTERDAY AND VOWED TO “STAY IN TOUCH”…
President Obama met his former Republican presidential opponent Mitt Romney for lunch at the White House yesterday. According to a White House statement, “The focus of their discussion was on America's leadership in the world and the importance of maintaining that leadership position in the future.” The two pledged to stay in touch. The statement added that the lunch menu included white turkey chili and Southwestern grilled chicken salad. Romney also went yesterday morning to a Washington hotel to meet with his running mate, Paul Ryan. It was the first face-to-face meeting they have had since their defeat on Nov. 6.

THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE IS UP AND LIT!

HERE’S SOME MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE TONS OF POWERBALL MONEY YOU DIDN’T WIN…

GOOD NEWS! TWINKIES MAY LIVE ON…BAD NEWS? THE EXECS WHO RAN THE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND WANT THEIR $1.8MIL BONUS
We've got a couple updates on the fate of TWINKIES today. One of which will make you happy, and one of which will fill you with incomprehensible rage. Because it's Friday, we'll go with the good news first. The Good News: Twinkies are DEFINITELY Going To Live On. Yesterday, in bankruptcy court, Hostess announced there are 110 POTENTIAL BUYERS for its brands. That includes five major supermarket chains. In other words, unless some company wins the bidding war for Twinkies just to shut them down forever, they WILL be back. A 110-company bidding war means someone's going to pay a LOT to make and sell Twinkies. The Bad News: Executive Greed in Your Face. The top executives of Hostess clearly ran the company into the ground. BUT . . . in bankruptcy court, the 19 top executives still had the INSANE CAJONES to ask that any sale of the company include money to pay them their BONUSES for 2012. Those bonuses? About $1.8 MILLION. Yep: They're fighting for their $1.8 million bonuses as their company's bankruptcy wiped out 18,000 jobs.

NASA SAYS THEY’VE FOUND WATER ON MERCURY NOW?

G DUB SENIOR IS IN THE HOSPITAL!

DID YOU SEE THE NOW VIRAL PIC OF THE NYPD OFFICER GIVING A COLD HOMELESS DUDE HIS BOOTS?
A New York City police officer became an internet sensation after a photo of him helping a homeless man went viral.  In the picture, which was snapped by a tourist two weeks ago and posted on Facebook, Officer Larry DePrimo is shown giving a barefoot homeless man a pair of winter boots and socks.  Jennifer Foster, who took the picture, quoted DePrimo as saying to the man, “'I have these size 12 boots for you, they are all-weather. Let's put them on and take care of you.”  She says he then helped put the socks and boots onto the homeless man’s feet.  Foster says DePrimo didn’t know she was watching the exchange.  The photo quickly racked up more than 300,000 likes after being posted to the NYPD’s Facebook page.  DePrimo told the New York Times that when he saw the homeless man barefoot on a recent cold night, he found out his shoe size, then went into a Times Square Skechers store and purchased the boots and socks.  He says that when he gave the homeless man the items, he “smiled from ear to ear. It was like you gave him a million dollars."

EVER WONDER WHAT THE HEAVIEST THING AMAZON.COM WILL SHIP FOR FREE IS?
The "Wall Street Journal" decided to put Amazon to the test and hunted down the HEAVIEST ITEM on Amazon, to see if they could get it shipped for free. The ended up settling on a massive fire safe that holds 48 guns, has 13 locks and weighs 1,509 pounds. Including all the packaging material, it weighs 1,672 pounds shipped. That's only a few hundred pounds less than a TON. The safe costs $3,486.57. And . . . Amazon DID ship it for free. Even though it cost about $700, Amazon ate the shipping fee. It's just part of Amazon's business model to ship free. Just last QUARTER, they lost $636 MILLION in free shipping about a 1% loss per item. But they've figured out how to MORE than make up for that in sales volume.

AND NOW, THE TOP BABY NAMES OF 2012…

EVER WANTED TO SEND SOMEONE A FART FOR CHRISTMAS? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Here’s a Christmas gift that’s guaranteed to be a stinker! A card company called Fart By Mail has launched a novelty service where you can mail a smelly package to an unsuspecting recipient! Each sealed, airtight package contains a rank burst of air and costs $8.99. It also comes complete with a personalized greeting card and makes a comedy fart sound when opened. When the envelope is unsealed, the victim immediately gets a whiff of something foul! Pranksters can even choose to send the package in stealth mode – which means the envelope will contain no hints as to what it holds inside. Sounds like a real gas!

SURVEY SAYS: WOMEN ADMIT MONEY IS THE BIGGEST TURN-ON?
In a new survey, women said the biggest turn-on in a man is . . . HIS MONEY. The usual things that make these lists, like sense of humor and personality, didn't even crack the top five. After money, the rest of the top five are: Status, looks, trust, and dynamism. Which I didn't even know was a word. Women also named the five jobs that are the biggest turn-ons and, just like the other list, it's a mix of power, money, and status. The top five are: Entrepreneur, CEO, actor, banker, and lawyer.

ARE YOU BEING ANNOYING AT WORK? YOU CAN START BY CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU FREQUENT THESE 10 WORDS…
We've got a list here today from CBS MoneyWatch of the 10 things you should never say at the office. We assume number 11 would've been, "I love the way you jiggle when you bring me my coffee." Here are the overused, annoying, and unnecessary clichés and jargon that DID make the list. To their credit, they got rid of old standbys like "get on the same page" and "synergy" and picked
more obnoxious modern buzzwords.

#1.) Leverage.
#2.) Reach out.
#3.) It is what it is.
#4.) Viral.
#5.) Game changer.
#6.) Disconnect.
#7.) Value-add.
#8.) Circle back.
#9.) Socialize.
#10.) Cutting edge.

STUDY: WOMEN PREFER A “SLIM” MAN

WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE BORN IN 2013? WELL, IT’S NOT THE U.S. LET’S PUT IT THAT WAY

SOME DUDE IN MASSACHUSETTS MANAGED TO RUN HIMSELF OVER AND GET A TICKET FOR IT…TADA!

STIFF BREES: SAINTS QB TOSSES 5 PICKS; FALCONS TRIUMPH 23-13
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees had another historic night on Thursday, only this time, as they say, he hopes to learn from history so as never to repeat it. Brees threw a career-most five interceptions and his NFL record streak of tossing touchdown passes in 54 consecutive games came to an end and New Orleans fell to the Atlanta Falcons 23-13. For the 11-1 Falcons it was a revenge match because the Saints were responsible for their lone loss of the season. With the win, Atlanta can clinch the NFC South if Tampa Bay loses to the Broncos in Denver on Sunday.

AILING ARMS: BIG BEN STILL IN PAIN; VICK FAILS CONCUSSION TEST
Two big-name NFL quarterbacks are still less than 100 percent ready to play for their respective teams this Sunday. Pittsburgh Steelers signal caller Ben Roethlisberger practices in a limited role on Thursday but team officials say he is still in considerable pain from a sprained right shoulder and a dislocated rib, injuries he suffered two weeks ago in a win over the Kansas City Chiefs. His participation in Sunday’s game at Baltimore is very much in doubt. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, Eagles QB Michael Vick was still not cleared to practice after failing a league-mandated concussion test, and therefore is unlikely to suit up against the Cowboys in Dallas on Sunday night.

UP FOR THE CHALLENGE: MARSHALL SAYS SOME PLAYERS POP VIAGRA FOR PEP
Bringing a whole new meaning to the “old” sports adage “getting up for the game,” Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall feels some players use Viagra before a game to, well, enhance their performance. When asked about the apparent sudden rise in the use of Adderall by several pro and amateur athletes, Marshall said, “I don’t know too much about Adderall. I know guys…try anything just to get that edge. I’ve heard of some crazy stories. I’ve heard of guys using like Viagra, seriously. Because the blood is supposedly thin, some crazy stuff.” In the case of NFL players - because of the average length of a game - they hope Viagra last four hours.

SHOVED TO THE SIDE: RONDO SUSPENDED 2 GAMES FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT FIGHT
Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo will cool his heels for the next two games after the league suspended him for his involvement in a shoving match with Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries on Wednesday. Rondo reacted following what he felt was a hard foul committed by Humphries on Kevin Garnett. Reacting to his suspension, Rondo said on Thursday, “I was sticking up for my teammates. I didn’t try to start a fight. I’m not trying to be a bully.”

NOT SITTING WELL: SPURS SEND SUPER TRIO HOME, FACE ‘SUBSTANTIAL SANCTIONS’
With his team playing its fourth game in five nights, San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich on Thursday decided to sit veteran superstars Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili, sending them back to San Antonio, thereby skipping their nationally televised game against the ratings-friendly Miami Heat. The move to rest his three top players against one of the league’s top team’s didn’t sit well with NBA commissioner David Stern, who issued a statement before tipoff, saying, “This was an unacceptable decision by the San Antonio Spurs and substantial sanctions will be forthcoming.” The Spurs have a tough game against the league-leading Memphis Grizzlies tomorrow night. As for last night’s game, the Heat won 105-100.

MEDIATION ANXIETY: NHL, NHLPA STILL FAR APART DESPITE MEETING WITH MEDIATOR
Both sides in the NHL labor dispute continue to be at odds over key issues despite bringing in a federal mediator to referee their negotiations the past two days. NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly said, “After spending several hours with both sides over two days, the presiding mediators concluded the parties remained far apart, and that no progress toward a resolution could be made through further mediation at this point in time.” Not surprisingly, there are no further mediation sessions scheduled.

SKIPPING SCHOOL: EX-LSU D-BACK MATHIEU ENTERING NFL DRAFT
Saying, “I am sorry that I was not able to complete my journey at LSU,” former Tigers defensive back Tyrann Mathieu announced Thursday he will make himself available in the next NFL draft. Mathieu, nicknamed the “Honey Badger,” was a Heisman Trophy finalist two season ago, but was suspended for this entire season due to a substance abuse problem which he continues to battle. In a statement issued Thursday, Mathieu said, “I am committed to tackling my personal issues and will work to better myself every day as a man first and only then as a football player.”

LUCK OF THE IRISH: NOTRE DAME KNOCKS OFF NO. 8 KENTUCKY 64-50
It appears the luck – and skill – of the undefeated and top-ranked Notre Dame football team has rubbed off on their basketball brethren. On Thursday, the unranked Fighting Irish roundballers upset No. 8 Kentucky 64-50 to run their record to 7-1 and remain undefeated at South Bend. Elsewhere in college hoops, No. 7 Florida mauled Marquette 82-49, and No. 121 Gonzaga absolutely dismantled Lewis Clark State 104-57.

MMA’S RHONDA ROUSEY REVEALS SHE BECOMES A SEX MACHINE BEFORE FIGHTS!
RONDA ROUSEY is arguably the most dominant woman in mixed martial arts and she just became the UFC's first female competitor. And on sportscaster JIM ROME'S new Showtime series, she revealed that when she has a fight coming up, she becomes a BONING MACHINE. Apparently, sausage is a PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG. Ronda said, quote, "For girls it raises your testosterone, so I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight, actually." Sadly for the rest of us . . . because Ronda is SERIOUSLY hot . . . she isn't just slinging it around for anybody she can find. She said, quote, "Not with, like, everybody . . . I don't, like, put out Craigslist ads or anything, but you know, if I got a steady I'm gonna be like, 'Yo, fight time's coming up.'" Check her out posing nude in the ESPN Body Issue!

SOUTHERN MISS SOMEHOW SOLD THEIR 2013 HOME GAME TO NEBRASKA TO BUY A NEW COACH?