YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING: ANGUS T. JONES IS BACKPEDDLING AFTER CALLING TAAHM “FILTH”
19-year-old ANGUS T. JONES has released a statement in the wake of his super religious, anti-"Two and a Half Men" rant and he's APOLOGIZING. Sort of. He says he'd like everyone connected with the show to know that he's sorry he called it THE DEVIL'S FILTH and told everyone NOT to watch it. But . . . he isn't exactly taking it back. He says, quote, "While I cannot address everything that's been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear. "Without qualification, I am grateful to, and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and Half Men' with whom I have worked and over the past 10 years, who have become an extension of my family. "Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me. "And the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them. "I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that."
BRAD PITT SAYS HE’S GOING TO MARRY ANGELINA “SOON”
Could it be true? Could Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally be tying the knot? At the premiere of Pitt’s new film, Killing Them Softly, Monday night, the actor hinted that a wedding might be in the near future. "I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come," he said. He then added, "It's soon. I got a good feeling about it." The 48-year-old has been with Jolie, 37, for seven years and they have six children together - Maddox, 11, Pax, 8, Zahara, 7, Shiloh, 6, and 4-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne. They got engaged this past spring.
KIM KARDASHIAN IS BING.COM’S MOST SEARCHED PERSON OF THE YEAR! IN OTHER NEWS, PEOPLE USE BING?
If you're like me, you don't know a single, solitary person who uses Bing.com. So I don't know how much that site's Most-Searched People of 2012 list actually matters. But they took the time to compile it, so we might as well share it with you. Here it is:
#1.) Kim Kardashian
#2.) Justin Bieber (--He was #1 last year. Kim was #1 in 2010. So she stole the top spot back from him.)
#3.) Miley Cyrus
#5.) Lindsay Lohan
#6.) Katy Perry
#7.) Selena Gomez
#8.) Jennifer Aniston
#9.) Nicki Minaj
#10.) Taylor Swift
DID YOU CATCH SCARLETT JOHANNSSEN DOING ROKER’S SCHTICK ON THE TODAY SHOW?
THE NEW SUPERMAN WILL HIT THE BIG SCREEN WITHOUT A MAJOR PIECE OF HIS OUTFIT?
NOW A 3RD ACCUSER HAS COME OUT TO CLAIM THE ELMO PUPPETEER GUY HAD REALATIONS WITH HIM…
The third man to accuse Elmo puppeteer KEVIN CLASH of statutory rape filed his lawsuit yesterday. The document gives specific details of the sexual encounter he claims occurred in 2000, when he was only 16 and Clash was around 40. The accuser is suing for unspecified damages.
LISA ROBIN KELLY FROM THAT 70’S SHOW GOT ARRESTED AGAIN…
LISA ROBIN KELLY who played TOPHER GRACE'S hot sister on "That '70s Show" was arrested Monday night after she and her husband got into a fight at their North Carolina home. Lisa's husband was arrested, too. This marks Lisa's THIRD arrest since 2010, and her second arrest for domestic violence this year. Police say no drugs or alcohol were involved this time, but in the past, Lisa has copped to a drinking problem, which pretty much led to the end of her gig on "That '70s Show". She was arrested for DUI in 2010. And this past March, she was arrested for beating up a boyfriend, although the charges were eventually dropped. We don't know if that was the same guy she got in the fight with last night.
KE$HA SAYS SHE WOULD TOTALLY BANG BIEBER!
In an interview with Rolling Stone, 25-year old pop star Ke$ha confessed she would have no second thoughts about sleeping with 18-year old Justin Bieber. When asked if she would bed Biebs, she said, “Sure. Wait, is he even legal? Could I go to jail for this?” When reassured that Bieber is legal, she added, “OK, then I would. We could go out and buy lottery tickets, vote, play putt-putt golf. All the things that are legal at the age of 18.”
JACK OSBOURNE'S BABY GIRL IS A CHIP OFF THE OL' OSBOURNE BLOCK...CHECK HER OUT WEARING OZZY'S SIGNATURE SHADES!
BON JOVI, EDDIE VEDDER & DAVE GROHL HAVE ALL BEEN ADDED TO THE 12-12-12 RELIEF CONCERT FOR SANDY!
New Jersey rock icons Bon Jovi will join fellow Garden State rock deities Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, along with Paul McCartney, The Who, Roger Waters and Billy Joel, among others, for the 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy relief benefit concert at Madison Square Garden in New York. In addition to Bon Jovi, Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder and former Nirvana drummer and current Foo Fighters guitarist and singer Dave Grohl have also been added to the lineup.
JARED LETO HAS NO EYEBROWS AND IT’S WEIRD…
A7X HAS 6 NEW SONGS IN THE BAG!
Rockers Avenged Sevenfold are still hard at work on the writing and recording of their first all-new studio album without drummer James “The Rev” Sullivan, who died in December 2009. Speaking to Revolver magazine about the progress the band is making writing songs for their next album, frontman M. Shadows said “there’s about six songs, whole song ideas that I’m 100 % happy with. There’s a lot of other ideas and if those pieces find their place in other songs that could be… Let’s just put it this way, a million ideas and six solid songs.”
CHECK OUT A SAMPLE OF A BRAND NEW JIMI HENDRIX SONG!
HERE ARE 5 TIPS TO WIN THE $425 POWERBALL TONIGHT!
Tonight is the record Powerball drawing. And your odds of winning are one in 175 million. Those aren't very good. Fortunately, we've got a little advice here that might increase those odds just a little bit. Here are five expert tips for winning tonight's Powerball. Of course, we can't GUARANTEE that using these will make you win . . . but they might:
#1.) Don't bother letting the machine pick random numbers. Customized numbers have thesame chance of winning. And those numbers are LUCKY to you, right?
#2.) But don't pick popular lucky numbers like seven or numbers under 31, because those couldbe birthdays. More people will have those numbers and could end up splitting the jackpot with you. You're hoping you have obscure numbers, and they hit.
#3.) The only way to increase your real odds? Buying more tickets.
#4.) Don't pick the same number for the Powerball every time.
#5.) And finally, make sure if you're in a lottery pool, you send photo proof of the tickets you bought for the group and ones you bought for yourself. You don't need the inevitable lawsuit if that line is blurred.
BUYING A POWERBALL TICKET TODAY? WELL GOOD LUCK, BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS TO CONSIDER…
THEY SAY THE EYESORE ON I-4 WILL FINALLY BE FINISHED IN A YEAR?!
THE BLACK HOLE MACHINE AKA LARGE HADRON COLLIDER IS AT IT AGAIN!
SOMEBODY STOLE A $5000 GORILLA FROM A HOTEL OVER ON I-DRIVE!
YOU CAN SAVE $150 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…IF YOU REGIFT!
According to a new survey, 92% of Americans now say it's totally acceptable to regift presents. 87% of us have gotten a gift we THINK was re-gifted. And 62% of us plan on re-gifting something to someone this year. There's a good reason for that. The average person who re-gifts says they'll save about $150 on presents, just by passing along the things they got that they don't want. And women are three times more likely to re-gift something than men.
A CHINESE PAPER HAS CONGRATULATED KIM JONG UN FOR BEING THE “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE”…BY THE ONION! LOL
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THE LEFTOVER ROMNEY MERCH?
MITT ROMNEY & MICHELLE OBAMA TOP GQ MAGAZINE’S LEAST INFLUENTIAL LIST FOR 2012?
"Time" magazine thinks it's so cool with its Most Influential People list. So "GQ" is fighting back with its list of the LEAST Influential People of 2012. MITT ROMNEY tops the list for pretty much inspiring NO ONE including those who reluctantly voted for him. If you're into that whole "equal time" thing, you'll be happy to know that First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA made it to #7 . . . because despite all her efforts to get us to eat right and exercise, we're still basically a nation of walruses!
Here's the Top 10 . . .
#1.) Mitt Romney
#2.) Amanda Bynes
#4.) L.A. Laker Dwight Howard
#6.) Neighborhood watch abomination George Zimmerman
#7.) Michelle Obama
#8.) Ryan Lochte
#9.) Gregg Williams (--He's the Saints coach who orchestrated the team's now-infamous bounty program.)
#10.) Joe Amendola (--Attorney for disgraced Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky.)
--Here are some other highlights:
#12.) Keith Olbermann
#13.) Lance Armstrong
#14.) This year's stale Oscar host, Billy Crystal
#19.) Adam Sandler
#20.) The Remaining Scraps of Occupy Wall Street
#24.) Hulk Hogan
DID YOU SEE THE CRAZY LADY TALKING ABOUT THE VACCUUM CLEANER SALESMAN SEEING HER BOOBS ON THE NEWS?
Raw footage from an interview with a woman in Portland, Oregon is blowing up online because for no apparent reason, she revealed to the local news that her vacuum cleaner salesman has seen her NAKED. Apparently someone had crashed their car into a building, and the woman had witnessed it. And while she was talking about businesses nearby, she said, quote, "I know the vacuum cleaner man. He's seen my [breasts]." (She actually said the T-word that rhymes with "Fitz.") She added, quote, "I know that's not going on TV, but it's true . . . I'm not here to lie to you." Then at the end of the interview, the reporter asked if she had anything else to add, and the woman offered to flash the CAMERA CREW.
A WOMAN DOWN IN MANATEE COUNTY BEAT HER MAN UP FOR NOT GETTING HER OFF!
On Monday night, 24-year-old Raquel Gonzalez of Manatee County, Florida was having sex with her boyfriend, 30-year-old Esric Davis. According to the police report, things took a bad turn when, quote, "Esric climaxed and Raquel did not." She started HITTING him and SCRATCHING him until he could get away. He called the cops, and Raquel was arrested for felony domestic battery. The police report says alcohol was a factor . . . although based on what we know about alcohol and sexual performance, we're guessing that means Raquel was drunk and Esric was sober.
EVER WONDER WHAT THE BEST TIME OF DAY IS TO ASK FOR RAISE? OR TAKE A NAP? WONDER NO MORE
"Real Simple" magazine just released a list of the best times of the day to do nine different things. We've seen other lists like this before even ones that have some contradictory suggestions but since this one is the newest, here you go. Get a haircut at 8:00 A.M. You want to be the first appointment of the day. That's when your barber or stylist is fresh, and by definition, can't be backed up with other appointments that ran long.Return things to stores at 10:00 A.M. When stores open, they have the best ratio of staff to customers. It's the best time to get service with the fewest other people in the store getting in the way. Take a flight between 11:00 A.M. and 1:00 P.M. That's when there are the fewest weather delays, and it helps you avoid the airport rush. Take a nap between 1:00 P.M. and 2:30 P.M. That's the time that works best with your body's natural rhythms. And the nap should last 15 to 20 minutes. Once you pass 30 minutes you'll feel even groggier when you wake up. Clean the house at 4:00 P.M. That's when your coordination is at its peak and your mood is the best.Ask for a raise at 5:00 P.M. You want to talk to your boss when they're the least rushed and least likely to get distracted, and that's at the end of the day.Do cardio between 5:00 P.M. and 6:00 P.M. In the early evening, your lungs use oxygen efficiently, you're more coordinated, and your muscles are warmed up. Exercise is also an excellent stress reliever from the day. Walk the dog between 8:00 P.M. and 9:00 P.M. Dogs view walks as their FUN. Walking your dog at night lets him enjoy the smells and sounds he misses during the day. Read something at 10:00 P.M. With the way your brain is organized, that's when you're most likely to retain information.
AND NOW, THE TOP 10 MUST SEE TOURIST TRAPS…THE MOUSE ISN’T GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE
WHO’S GONNA PICK UP THE NFL MVP THIS YEAR?
COWBOYS FANS ARE NOW PETITIONING OBAMA TO REMOVE JERRY JONES!
NBA ROUNDUP: LAKERS FALL TO PACERS, FALL UNDER .500
When Mike D’Antoni was hired as the new Los
HOOSIER DADDY? #1
Basketball fans in the state of
THE EAGLES HAVE CUT DEFENSIVE END BABIN, AND PLACED DESEAN
The dismantling of the 3-8 Philadelphia Eagles could have begun on Tuesday with the surprise release of defensive end Jason Babin, a guy who just last season piled up a career-best 18 sacks. Upon hearing of his release, the 32-year old pass rusher said, “In the game of football, you can never be too sure of anything.” In more Eagles news – all bad, the team placed star wide receiver DeSean Jackson on season-ending injured reserve after he suffered fractured ribs in Monday night’s loss to the Panthers.
THE YANKEES RE-SIGNED PETTITTE…COULD RIVERA RETURN TOO?
The New York Yankees just secured the services of one of their best-known arms, while another could be back in pinstripes again next year as well. On Tuesday, the Yanks signed lefty Andy Pettitte to a one-year contract worth $11 million, while the team expressed optimism that future Hall of Fame closer Mariano Rivera could be the next pitcher to put pen to paper and sign on the dotted line. The 43-year old Rivera missed most of last season with a knee injury, but is expected to make just about as much as Pettitte will be pulling down.
MARVIN MILLER, THE FATHER OF FREE AGENCY, DIED AT 95 :(
Marvin Miller, the man who in 1966 changed professional sports forever when he began his 16-run as executive director of the Major League Players Association, died Tuesday of liver cancer at his home in New York. He was 95. Miller was responsible for shifting the economics of professional sports forever when in 1975 he won free agency for MLB players. Current MLB union chief Michael Weiner said, “All players – past, present and future – owe a debt of gratitude to Marvin, and his influence transcends baseball.”
PHILLIES CATCHER CARLOS RUIZ SUSPENDED 25 GAMES FOR P.E.D’S!
Philadelphia Phillies All-Star catcher Carlos Ruiz on Tuesday was suspended for the first 25 games of next season after testing positive for an amphetamine. The 33-year old released the now all-too familiar and nearly carbon copy apology, saying in a statement, “I am sincerely regretful for my mistake in taking a prohibited stimulant. I apologize to my teammates, the Phillies organization and the
AND NOW, THE TOP 10 SPORTS TEAMS LOSING FANS…
There's a new list out of the pro sports teams who've had the biggest attendance drop in the past decade, and one thing is clear: Fair weather fans make or break your attendance. Because most of these teams have had AWFUL decades. The Seattle Mariners have lost the most fans, followed by the Cleveland Indians. Only one NFL team made the top 13 - the Miami Dolphins came in 13th. Here's the full list of 13 teams running out of fans . . .