UH OH, HALLE BERRY’S BABY DADDY COULD BE DEPORTED BECAUSE OF THE BRAWL…
Halle Berry's baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, who was arrested on Thanksgiving after a brutal brawl with the actresses' fiance, Olivier Martinez, could be facing deportation back to his native Canada, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. "Not only is Gabe dealing with the possibility of losing shared custody of his daughter, Nahla, and possible criminal charges, but the real possibility of being deported back to Canada because of the arrest," a source close to the former model tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. "Gabe is in the United States on a work visa and anytime someone is arrested on child abuse, domestic violence, assault or battery charges the Immigration and Naturalization Services is contacted by law enforcement.
"During the time Gabe was being held at the police station he was asked if he was a United States citizen, and he said no. This is what triggered INS being contacted. It's not a given that Gabe will be automatically deported, but it's a very real possibility. He doesn't need to be convicted in order to be deported, the arrest is enough to terminate his visa."
IT’S ON! STEVEN TYLER VS. NICKI MINAJ
NICKI MINAJ has shifted her focus from beefing with CURRENT "American Idol" judges to going after FORMER "Idol" judges. Her new target is: STEVEN TYLER. It started with Steven telling MTV News that he is NOT optimistic about the new judges on "Idol", because he's heard about all the drama between Nicki and MARIAH CAREY and thinks the show needs COMPASSIONATE judges, not contentious ones. He explained, quote, "These kids, they just got out of a car from the Midwest somewhere and they're in New York City, they're scared to death you're not going to get the best [out of them]. "If it was BOB DYLAN, Nicki Minaj would have had him sent to the cornfield! Whereas, if it was Bob Dylan with us, we would've brought the best of him out, as we did with PHILLIP PHILLIPS." Without naming names, he also said that "some people" have a hard time knowing when it's time to, quote, "shut the [eff] up, and just give [the contestants] your opinion." Well, Nicki was INCENSED when she heard this, and lit into Steven on Twitter. She said, quote, "Steven Tyler said I would have sent Bob Dylan to a cornfield??? Steven, you haven't seen me judge one single solitary contestant yet! "I understand you really wanted to keep your job but take that up with the producers. I haven't done anything to you. That's a racist comment. "You assume that I wouldn't have liked Bob Dylan??? Why? Black? Rapper? What? Go [eff] yourself and worry about yourself babe. Whoa!
ANGUS T. JONES CALLS TWO AND A HALF MEN “FILTH” AND IS URGING FANS NOT TO WATCH THE SHOW!
TRAINWRECK ALERT: LILO WANTS HER OWN SITCOM!
Critics pretty much ripped LINDSAY LOHAN to shreds for her performance in the Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick". But that doesn't matter to her because she wants her own sitcom now. Apparently, CHARLIE SHEEN put that bug in her ear when they did "Scary Movie 5" together. A source says he told her it would be, quote, "an easy way to make very good money and help her to get her movie career back on track." Supposedly, she wants to do a sitcom based on her own life. As for the haters, a source says, quote, "Lindsay isn't fazed at all by the criticism. She thinks everyone is insanely jealous of her, and like it or not, she was trending on Twitter [Sunday] night."
APPARENTLY OPRAH HAD A BREAST CANCER SCARE?
WANT TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH KIM KARDASHIAN? ME NEITHER, BUT HERE’S HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST
Want to ring in the new year with Kim Kardashian? If you're willing to pay $125 for a ticket you can do just that. Kim is scheduled to spend New Year's Eve at 1 OAK Nightclub at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
DID YOU SEE WHAT BIEBER WORE TO MEET THE CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER? DOUCHE
FINALLY A REASON TO CARE ABOUT TYRA BANKS…A RISQUE PHOTO SHOOT!
3RD TIME’S A CHARM FOR NIKKI SIXX!
Banking on the third time being the charm, Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx has announced he will be taking his third stroll down the aisle, this time marrying his girlfriend of two years Courtney Bingham. Sixx’s first two wives were Playboy Playmate Brandi Brandt and actress Donna D’Errico. Aside from becoming Mrs. Sixx No. 3, 27-year old Bingham’s claim to fame is being a (what else) model.
DAMMIT OZZFEST JAPAN IS REALLY GONNA BE AWESOME…
The lineup for the inaugural two-day Ozzfest Japan festival now includes Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guitarist Slash and his band Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators, Tool, Deftones and Stone Sour. These four acts will join previously announced headliners Black Sabbath and Slipknot at the event scheduled for May 11 and 12 at the Makuhari Arena just outside Tokyo. Tickets for the festival are on sale now at ozzfestjapan.com.
KID ROCK’S READY TO RE-RECORD DEVIL WITHOUT A CAUSE FOR ITS’ 15TH ANNIVERSARY!
To celebrate the 15th anniversary of its original release, Kid Rock plans to re-record his multi-platinum-selling 1998 debut album Devil Without a Cause. The Detroit rock-rapper told Billboard, “Some of them will be exactly like they were, and some of them will have the sensibilities of what we’ve learned playing those songs live for 15 years. They’re going to be the way a lot of people have seen us play these versions live… We’ve twisted them up so much to where it’s very interesting, very cool.” The original Devil Without a Cause turns 15 in August.
TODAY IS ‘GIVING TUESDAY’…HOW DO YOU PLAN TO CELEBRATE?
WOW, HURRICANE SANDY DAMAGES TOPPED $42 IN NEW YORK ALONE…
Hurricane Sandy, the superstorm that ravaged the northeast in late October, cost New York $42 billion in loss and damage, according to an official from Governor Andrew Cuomo’s administration. The cost includes more than $30 billion for repairs and restoration, as well as $9 billion for mitigation of damage and for preventative measures in anticipation of future storms. In addition, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday that Sandy caused $19 billion in losses in the city, and is asking federal lawmakers for $10 billion on top of the standard $5.4 billion of disaster aid. Now, both the state and the city of New York are requesting large aid sums from the federal government. Governor Cuomo will meet with Mayor Bloomberg to negotiate an official request. Meanwhile, in neighboring New Jersey, Governor Chris Christie estimated that the hurricane caused about $29.4 billion in damage.
IF YOU BOUGHT ALL THE STUFF FROM THE ’12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS’ THIS YEAR IT WOULD COST YA $25,431!
Every year, a bank breaks down how much it would cost to buy all the items in "The 12 Days of Christmas". This year it would cost you $25,431.18 to buy everything from the song once from 12 drummers drumming to a partridge in a pear tree. That's up 4.8% from last year. The biggest price jump this year is the six geese-a-laying. Six geese jumped 29.6%, from $162 in 2011 to $210 this year. Five gold rings had the next-largest jump. A pear tree had the third biggest.
IF YOU’RE STILL SEARCHING FOR TWINKIES ONLINE, STOP! LOCAL STORES STILL HAVE ‘EM!
GOOD NEWS FELLAS! WOMEN HAVE JUST VOTED CHRISTMAS THE SEXIEST TIME OF THE YEAR
Nothing pays tribute to the most important holiday of the year quite like dressing up as a sexy elf, and getting-it-on with a guy who just ate his body weight in ham. According to a new survey, women voted CHRISTMAS the sexiest time of the year. Valentine's Day came in second, and their husband or boyfriend's birthday came in third. And of all the lingerie or role playing costume choices for Christmas, women said they're most likely to dress up as a SEXY ELF. French maid came in second. Overall, Google searches for "sexy lingerie" go up 512% in late November and early December. And lingerie sales are an average of 263% higher than any other time of the year.
A SEX THEMED AMUSEMENT PARK JUST OPENED IN LONDON?
Sex is fun, so why not make a theme park out of it? The adults-only Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships has opened in London for your amusement! Arouse your curiosity by visiting the interactive attractions, including a spankometer, an orgasm tunnel and a voyeur’s peep wall! Everything is very, uh, hands-on. Visitors are urged to grope life-size naked dummies to discover their erogenous zones and a wide range of sex toys are on display for you to touch. All of the exhibits are designed to teach people how to be better in the bedroom. One thing’s for sure - all of the visitors leave smiling and satisfied!
GO AHEAD AND IGNORE THAT WHOLE FACEBOOK ‘COPYRIGHT’ WARNING, IT’S A HOAX!
SOME LADY’S BATHTUB PIC GOT YANKED ‘CAUSE THE FB GEEKS COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOB AND AN ELBOW?
Facebook recently pulled a photo of a woman in a bathtub because her elbow REALLY looks like an EXPOSED BREAST. The photo probably got flagged by the filtering software they use that that searches for nudity and whoever checked out the thumbnail couldn't tell the difference between her arm and a breast. The angle of her arm makes it look like it's part of her chest, and the pinkness of her elbow makes it look like a nipple. Within 24 hours of posting the photo, Facebook moderators spotted it and removed it under
their "indecent material" policy. But here's what probably happened: Their filtering software constantly monitors uploaded
photos and tries to spot nudity. If it flagged the photo and a moderator looked at a small thumbnail, they really would think it was a breast. So it was yanked.
‘MEMBER GABBY GIFFORDS? HER HUBBY’S TWIN BRO IS ABOUT TO SET A NEW SPACE RECORD!
THE BIG HOLIDAY TOY THIS YEAR IS…THE FURBY?
No, this is not us doing a flashback, and reading a Christmas news story from 14 years ago. According to toy industry experts, one of the biggest toys this holiday season is . . . the FURBY. Yes, the same creepy, talking Furby that the media claimed kids loved back in the late '90s. Hasbro released an updated Furby this year with less-creepy eyes and of course, a companion iPhone app. And even though the Furbys are absurdly priced at $54 and up, they're already sold out at Walmart and running low on Amazon. But do your kids actually WANT this? You should probably ask them before you go get into a brawl with another parent over the last Furby at Toys "R" Us tonight.
OVER THE LEFTOVERS? WELL, YOU’RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE ’10 MOST GERM-INFESTED AREAS IN A RESTAURANT’ LIST
BE CAREFUL IF YOU PLAN ON RENTING YOUR KID ONE OF THOSE BOUNCE HOUSE THINGIES FOR THE HOLIDAYS…
AND NOW THE 15 THINGS MEN DON’T KNOW ABOUT THEIR WIVES THAT THEY SHOULD…
A new survey has figured out the top 15 things most men don't know about their wives. Some of these make sense, some don't. But either way, you should really know all of them, and soon. Here's the list:
#1.) Her cell phone number. 54% of men don't know it.
#2.) Her favorite song, 54%.
#3.) Bra size, 39%.
#4.) The specific date you met, 35%.
#5.) Favorite perfume, 34%.
#6.) Where she went to school, 28%.
#7.) Her favorite clothing store, 24%.
#8.) Shoe size, 23%.
#9.) Dress size, 23%.
#10.) Underwear size, 20%.
#11.) Who she considers her best friend, 20%.
#12.) Her allergies, 20%.
#13.) HER BIRTHDAY, 12%. That's about one in eight, by the way.
#14.) Her natural hair color, 11%.
#15.) Her official job title, 10%.
The survey also found that more than three-quarters of men think their wife would know ALL of those details about them!
Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton threw touchdown passes of 24 and 43 yards, and ran for scores from 1 and 2 yards out to lead his squad to a 30-22 Monday Night Football victory over the bruised and battered Philadelphia Eagles, losers of 7 straight. With
SUH GETS OFF WITHOUT SUSPENSION FOR KICKING MATT SCHAUB IN THE JIMMY!
Despite twice being voted the NFL’s dirtiest player by a panel of his own peers, the league on Monday decided not to suspend Detroit Lions defensive lineman Ndamukong Suh for kicking Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub in the groin on Thanksgiving Day. Suh may have dodged a suspension, but he still may face a fine, according to league spokesman Greg Aiello, who said the incident is still under review. Watch video of Suh causing Schaub to sing soprano here.
BUCCANEERS DB ERIC WRIGHT JUST GOT POPPED FOR USING P.E.D.!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback Eric Wright will sit out the next four games for violating the league’s policy banning the use of performance-enhancing drugs. The starting DB was popped for taking Adderall, the same banned drug that earned the Bucs other starting cornerback Aqib Talib a similar four-game ban earlier this season. Talib was traded to the Patriots on November 1.
JIM HARBAUGH WILL NAME THE NINERS STARTING QB BY MIDWEEK…
COULD RAY LEWIS BE BACK IN WEEK 15?
NBA ROUNDUP: BROOKLYN BEATS
The new kids on the block Brooklyn Nets won the first neighborhood turf tussle against the New York Knicks in
THE RAYS JUST HANDED LONGORIA A $100M EXTENSION!
For better or for worse, through sickness and in health, the Tampa Bay Rays and third baseman Evan Longoria are married to each other for at least 10 more years after both parties agreed on Monday to a 10-year contract that adds six guaranteed seasons and $100 million. The 27-year old three-time All-Star said, “My goal from Day 1 was to be the first player that played their whole career here… There’s no better place for me.”
THE MLB PLAYOFF SHARES PAID THE GIANTS THE BIGGEST AMOUNT EVER!