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GREAT NEWS! WATCHING HORROR MOVIES ACTUALLY BURNS CALORIES
According to researchers at the University of Westminster, watching horror movies burns calories. That's because getting scared causes your heart rate to increase.
--You burn a third more calories than normal when you watch something scary . . . which is the equivalent of a candy bar. Here are the 10 movies that burn the MOST calories:
#1.) "The Shining": 184 calories.
#2.) "Jaws": 161 calories.
#3.) "The Exorcist": 158 calories.
#4.) "Alien": 152 calories.
#5.) "Saw": 133 calories.
#6.) "A Nightmare on Elm Street": 118 calories.
#7.) "Paranormal Activity": 111 calories.
#8.) "The Blair Witch Project": 107 calories.
#9.) "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre": 105 calories.
#10.) "[Rec]": It's a Spanish horror movie. 101 calories.
HERE IS YOUR CELEBRITY HALLOWEEN COSTUME ROUNDUP FROM THE WEEKEND….
Celebrities were out in their Halloween costumes this weekend. Kim Kardashian ended up dressing as a mermaid . . . Emma Roberts dressed up as her aunt Julia from "Pretty Woman" . . . Puff Daddy dressed as Prince . . . and in the strangest decision, Deryck Whibley from Sum 41 dressed as his EX-WIFE, Avril Lavigne. And his new girlfriend dressed as Avril's new husband, Chad Kroeger.
SEXY (AND PRIVATE) PHOTOS OF SOFIA VERGARA ARE BEING SHOPPED ON THE WEB!
Sexy photos of Sofia Vergara (are there any other kind?) that were stolen from her fiancé Nick Loeb’s Blackberry are on the market. A mystery seller in Florida is shopping the pics, which are described as personal in nature, but not nudes. “The photos show Sofia in her bathroom and the bedroom, and, while they are personal, they are not fully revealing,” a source tells the New York Post. “But her management team are doing their best to make sure they do not become public.”
IS MILA KUNIS PREGGO?
MILA KUNIS is either pregnant or should've known better than to be caught wearing a
horizontally-striped shirt after eating a big lunch. Someone got a picture of her on Saturday where it looks like she's got a little belly. But . . . she was photographed eight days earlier with a completely flat stomach.
MEATLOAF WENT CRAZY AT A ROMNEY EVENT THIS WEEKEND…
MEAT LOAF made a bizarre appearance at a MITT ROMNEY campaign event in Ohio last week. It included a meandering "endorsement" of Romney, and a WILD performance of "America the Beautiful". But Meat Loaf may not be able to vote for Romney, because he moved to Texas and isn't registered there. The BEST part came at the end, when Meat Loaf turned a traditional rendition of "America the Beautiful" into a TRAIN WRECK OF AWESOME. He was onstage with Romney . . . singing with country singers BIG & RICH and RANDY OWEN from ALABAMA. Everything was normal at first, and then Meat Loaf suddenly decided to TAKE OVER. He shouted the lyrics, and added some ridiculous runs that drowned out everyone else. Basically, he just went NUTS. Here's Video. Romney's reaction is pretty amusing, too.
JOE SIMPSON HAS DIED HIS HAIR BLONDE AND IS DENYING THE GAY RUMORS BUT NOW SOME “MODEL” DUDE IS CLAIMING OTHERWISE…
Last month, JESSICA SIMPSON'S mom, 52-year-old Tina Simpson, filed for divorce from her dad, 54-year-old Joe Simpson. And it looks like now that Joe's single, he's not going to let his age stand in the way of him being a COOL, HIP, SINGLE BRO. On Thursday, paparazzi got photos of Joe walking around in L.A. in a tight yellow sweater, tight black skinny jeans, and, most importantly, a new, short, BLONDE HIGHLIGHTED haircut. Meanwhile, the rumors about Tina and Joe splitting up because Joe's SECRETLY GAY are still rolling. And NOT just because of Joe's new haircut, although it's probably not doing anything to dissuade those rumors. According to Radar Online and the "National Enquirer", a 21-year-old aspiring model named Bryce Chandler Hill is trying to hop on this publicity train by bragging that he had a man-on-man affair with Joe. TMZ.com has photos of Joe's new haircut.)
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS NOW APOLOGIZING FOR THE VIDEO THAT LEAKED OF HOMELESS PEOPLE CONGRATULATING HIM ON GETTING HITCHED…
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has apologized for a video that a friend of his made and was shown at his wedding. The video featured homeless people wishing Justin and JESSICA BIEL well . . . and seemed to be in HORRIBLE TASTE at their $6.5 million Italian wedding. Justin says he had, quote, "no knowledge of its existence" before it was shown and it isn't, quote, "who I am as a professional or as a man." He also says his friends are GOOD PEOPLE and this was just a lapse in judgment.
ROD STEWART REVEALED THAT HE USED TO PUT COCAINE WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE…
In ROD STEWART'S new memoir, he admits that he used to ingest cocaine . . . THROUGH HIS NO-GO HOLE. He says he did it that way to protect his voice. In another place in the book, he denies an old rumor that he once had to have his stomach pumped after an encounter with a bunch of sailors at a gay bar. Rod also talked about this sailor story on KATIE COURIC'S show last week. You can
find video, here. Skip ahead to 40 seconds in. Among other things, Rod said, quote, "I'm as heterosexual as they come."
THE NORTHEAST IS BRACING FOR THE ‘FRANKENSTORM’ TODAY…
CHECK THIS THING OUT FROM SPACE!
THE LAST TIME NYC WAS FACED WITH A HURRICANE THE LOCALS DIDN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING…
SOME DUDE IN INDIANA JUST GOT PAID $15K TO TATTOO ROMNEY’S LOGO ON HIS HEAD!
A 30-year-old part-time professional wrestler in Indiana auctioned off a five-by-two-inch spot on the side of his head . . . and allowed the bidder to decide what would be tattooed there. He actually turned down the highest bid, because they asked for something lewd. The secondhighest bidder was a Republican . . . who paid $15,000 to have a MITT ROMNEY campaign logo tattooed there. Eric said he was cool with the choice, because he's a registered Republican. Now he's planning to auction off space on his forehead . . . but he says he won't get an O for BARACK OBAMA.
EWWW, THE SPACE X DRAGON CAPSULE BROUGHT A BUNCH OF BLOOD AND PEE FROM THE ISS!
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY JUST REOPENED AFTER HER $30MIL INTERIOR RENOVATION
STUDY SAYS: THE 7 WORST HALLOWEEN CANDIES FOR YOUR KID
"Women's Day" magazine put together a list of the most unhealthy Halloween candies for kids. All of them are either high in calories, bad for their teeth, or BOTH.
--It's also basically a list of the most DELICIOUS Halloween candies. So it's probably the stuff YOU eat when you pick through the candy they bring home.
#1.) Snickers. The main reason they're bad is the caramel, which gets stuck in their teeth and causes cavities. That's one reason 3 Musketeers are a better choice. Plus, they have fewer calories.
--Skittles also tend to stick to teeth and cause more cavities than other types of candy.
#2.) Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins. One of them has as many calories as two normal Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. One regular cup has 88 calories. One Peanut Butter Pumpkin has 180.
#3.) Candy Corn. It's worse than most other types of candy, because it's nothing but sugar, artificial coloring, and artificial flavors.
--Things like Snickers and Peanut Butter Pumpkins at least have peanuts or peanut butter in them, which means they have SOME protein. But candy corn is just 100% bad for you.
#4.) Tootsie Pops. Actually, ANY kind of lollipop is bad for your kid's teeth, simply because they take so long to eat. Most types of candy only stay in your mouth for a few seconds. But lollipops can take five or ten minutes to finish.
--That can also be a GOOD thing though, because it prevents them from just shoveling candy bar after candy bar into their mouth.
#5.) Starburst. Each piece is about 15 calories, which isn't that bad. But they're loaded with fat and sugar. In fact, ten Starbursts have about the same amount of sugar as five-and-a-half SUGAR PACKETS.
--Plus, just like caramel, they tend to stick to your teeth longer than other types of candy.
#6.) Sour Patch Kids. Again, they stick to your teeth and cause cavities. But they also have high levels of acid in them, which breaks down your enamel and causes even MORE cavities.
#7.) Fun Dip. If you don't remember, it's basically a hard white stick of sugar that you dip into MORE sugar. So it's pretty obvious why it's bad for you. One serving has 50 calories, and sometimes one package has three servings in it.
RONALD McDONALD JUST GOT HIMSELF SOME JAIL TIME!
A 50-year-old man in Northern England assaulted his ex-wife back on September 11th, so she got a restraining order against him. Five days later, he violated the order by following her while she was driving, then got out and followed her into a McDonald's. And the guy's name is . . . Ronald McDonald. He was arrested and has to serve 86 days in jail.
BORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY? CHANCES ARE YOU’RE NOT A CEO
AN UNDEFEATED H.S. FOOTBALL TEAM HAS STEPPED UP TO PROTECT A BULLIED SPECIAL-NEEDS STUDENT!
Queen Creek High School near Phoenix, Arizona has an undefeated football team this season . . . and they've taken a stand against bullying. A 16-year-old student at the school was being bullied because of her brain disorder. The girl's mother told the team's quarterback, and he took matters into his own hands. The girl now eats with the team at lunch every day, and the players keep an eye on her in the hallway.
COULD THOSE STEELERS UNIFORMS BE THE WORST UNIFORMS EVER WORN IN THE NFL?
GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN!
San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey on Sunday claimed his second World Series title in his brief three-year, belting a two-run jack in the sixth inning to help his club complete a four-game sweep of the Detroit Tigers with a thrilling 4-3 victory in 10 innings. Ryan Theriot led off the Giants’ half of the 1oth with a single, advanced to second on Brandon Crawford’s sacrifice and scored the World Series-clinching run on Marco Scutaro’s looping single. Closer Sergio Romo struck out the side in the bottom of the 10th and the celebration began. San Francisco third baseman Pablo Sandoval was named the Series MVP.
PEYTON MANNING TOSSED 3 TD’S TO HELP THE BRONCOS BASH THE SAINTS 34-14!
Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning on Sunday joined a very different Mile High club, filling the sky with footballs after throwing for over 300 yards for the fifth straight game to equal his personal best and establish a new Denver franchise record. The four-time league MVP completed 22 of his 35 attempts for 305 yards and three touchdowns, and the Broncos buried the New Orleans Saints 34-14. Drew Brees connected on just 22 of his 42 attempts for 213 yards, 2 scores and one pick.
THE COWBOYS-GIANTS NAILBITER ENDED WITH NY ON TOP 29-24…
The New York Giants on Sunday jumped out to a 23-0 lead thanks to three early Dallas Cowboys turnovers (they finished with six) but found themselves trailing 24-23 with about four minute left in the third quarter before pulling out a 29-24 win in the fourth. Lawrence Tynes connected on field goals of 43 and 37 yards in the final quarter but the Cowboys had one last chance to pull out a victory, but failed to do so after an apparent game-winning 37-yard touchdown catch by Dez Bryant with 10 seconds on the clock was overturned after replays showed the fingers on Bryant’s right hand had barely come down out of bounds in the back of the end zone. The Giants now lead the NFC East with a mark of 6-2, while Dallas dropped to 3-4.
THE BATTLE OF THE BIRDS ENDED WITH ATLANTA ON TOP!
The Atlanta Falcons remained the only unbeaten team in the NFL after grounding the Philadelphia Eagles 30-17. In more NFL action on Sunday, the Miami Dolphins demolished the sputtering New York Jets 30-9; the Pittsburgh Steelers stuck it to the Washington Redskins 27-12; the Chicago Bears barely beat the Carolina Panthers 23-22; the Cleveland Browns unplugged the San Diego Chargers 7-6; the Indianapolis Colts took care of the Tennessee Titans 19-13 in overtime; the Green Bay Packers jettisoned the Jacksonville Jaguars 24-14; and in Merry Old England the New England Patriots battered the St. Louis Rams 45-7.
THE OKC THUNDER JUST DEALT JAMES HARDEN TO THE ROCKETS!
The Oklahoma City Thunder on Saturday somewhat surprisingly traded the NBA’ s reigning Sixth Man of the Year James Harden to the Houston Rockets after failing to reach an agreement on a new long-term contract. Yesterday, Harden said he plans to sign a long-term extension with Houston in the next couple of days. In addition to Harden, the Thunder sent center Cole Aldrich and forwards Daequan Cook and Lazar Hayward to Houston in exchange for guards Kevin Martin and Jeremy Lamb, two first-round draft picks and a second-round pick.
WILDCATS STRUT: KANSAS STATE CLIMBS TO NO. 2 IN BCS STANDINGS…WHERE’S FSU & UF?
A 55-24 thumping of Texas Tech on Saturday helped Kansas State climb to No. 2 in the BCS Standings, sitting just behind No. 1 Alabama. The undefeated Notre Dame Fighting Irish (8-0) overwhelmed No. 8 Oklahoma 30-13 on Saturday, which helped them move from No. 5 to No. 3. Oregon stayed put at No. 4 in the standings and LSU is at No. 5, followed by No. 6 Georgia, No. 7 Florida, No. 8 South Carolina, No. 9 Florida State and No. 10 Louisville.