Should we TASER RICH?!?!
COULD THE DONALD’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT BE THAT THE OBAMAS ALMOST GOT DIVORCED IN 2000?
Anyone who's watched DONALD TRUMP'S desperate attempt to be considered relevant during the current political cycle is fully expecting his "large, bordering on gigantic" revelation about PRESIDENT OBAMA to be no big deal. But could it really be THIS insignificant??? CNBC contributor DOUGLAS KASS claims that what Trump will reveal today is that MICHELLE OBAMA had DIVORCE PAPERS drawn up. Here's the catch, though: They're probably from the year 2000 . . . almost 13 years ago. Kass claims that Trump may have found the actual papers. But the fact that they exist isn't really news. Author Ed Klein released a book earlier this year called "The Amateur", in which he claims Michelle was close to leaving President Obama after he lost his bid to win a House seat in Chicago. Supposedly, she was upset that he put their, quote, "stable and secure future" at risk over his political ambitions. This was about eight years into their marriage . . . and shortly before Obama's political fortunes reversed. The Obamas celebrated their 20th wedding anniversary earlier this month. And for the record, they denied the claims in the book. By the way . . . there's also a claim making the rounds that Obama used and SOLD cocaine in college. But a Trump advisor says today's announcement has nothing to do with that.
EVA LONGORIA & MARK SANCHEZ HAVE BROKEN UP! MAYBE NOW HE CAN FOCUS ON FOOTBALL…
EVA LONGORIA and New York Jets quarterback MARK SANCHEZ have broken up because they hardly got to spend any time together. Mark's rep says, quote, "Mark adores and respects Eva. It really was about scheduling more than anything else. They will remain close friends."
CHECK OUT THE NEW IRON MAN 3 TRAILER!
The trailer for "Iron Man 3" has hit the web . . . and the movie looks pretty dark, almost like a Batman movie. Tony Stark is obviously dealing with the after-effects of the events in "The Avengers". ROBERT DOWNEY JR. says, quote, "Nothing's been the same since New York. I can't sleep. And when I do, I have nightmares." We also get our first look at the villain, Mandarin . . . who's played by BEN KINGSLEY.
The movie comes out May 3rd. Here's the trailer.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE & JESSICA BIEL GOT $300K FOR SOME PICS OF THEIR WEDDING!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding photos will appear in this week’s edition of People (hitting the web today), and they certainly made a pretty penny off of them. The New York Post reports the newlyweds were paid $300,000 by People, and also got money from the UK mag OK!. As for the wedding, Us reports that Jess wore a white and pink gown by Giambattista Valli, while the groom wore a Tom Ford suit. Sources tell Us Justin, who wasn’t feeling well on the day of the wedding, serenaded his bride with a new song that will allegedly appear on his next album. As for music at the event, ?uestlove DJ’d the festivities, and played a bunch of J.T. songs, but no *NSYNC tunes.
ROBERT PATTINSON SAYS HIS UPCOMING TWILIGHT SEX SCENE WITH KRISTEN STEWART WAS RIDICULOUS!
While promoting the final "Twilight" movie on Australian TV, ROBERT PATTINSON said his sex scene with KRISTEN STEWART was one of the most difficult to film in the entire series. But only because, quote, "You're shooting stuff to be PG-13, so you're trying to think of inventive ways of trying to make something sexy." Meanwhile, Kristen and Rob are NOT promoting the movie together. At least not yet. She's in Japan. They're both going to be on "Live! With Kelly and Michael" soon . . . but on SEPARATE DAYS. Kristen is doing it on Wednesday, November 7th . . . and Rob will be on the next day.
MEANWHILE, HARRY POTTER IS RICHER THAN MR. VAMPIRE HIMSELF…
DANIEL RADCLIFFE and ROBERT PATTINSON top a list of the richest British celebrities
under the age of 30. Daniel is worth $85 million . . . while Robert has $62 million in the bank. Rounding out the Top 5 are Keira Knightley, Emma Watson and One Direction.
FERGIE FROM THE BLACK EYED PEAS WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS ONCE INTO CHICKS…AND WAS HOOKED ON METH!
FERGIE from the BLACK EYED PEAS had a pretty serious crystal meth addiction before she joined the group. And it made her paranoid . . . which is ultimately why she dropped the habit.
--She says, quote, "I went one day into this church and I thought that the FBI and the SWAT teams were outside the church. "So I had a conversation with God . . . and I said, 'All right, if I go out there and the FBI and the
SWAT team's not out there, then it's the drugs and I'm stopping.' "I went outside of the church . . . and there was no SWAT team, there was no FBI, just me and God. And I kept my promise. That day. That was it." Still, it wasn't easy. She says, quote, "What got me through it was a lot of therapy, soul searching, discovering why I took the drugs in the first place, because that's really what it is." Fergie would also like you to know that she's messed around with women . . . but she WASN'T GAY . . . quote, "I never dated women. It was more fun. "I think that a lot of women experience this sort of thing in college . . . I mean I guess I would call it bisexual or sexually open, free."
OH DEAR GOD, HERE WE GO…AVRIL LAVIGNE IS GOING TO COVER NICKELBACK FOR SOME ANIME MOVIE…
you're a fan of AVRIL LAVIGNE . . . NICKELBACK . . . and ANIME, two things: First, God
bless you. And second, prepare yourself for some EPIC news. Avril is recording a version of Nickelback's " How You Remind Me" for an anime movie called "One Piece Film: Z". The movie is being released in Japan in December, but it's unclear when it might be available in the U.S. Avril and Nickelback singer CHAD KROEGER got engagedin August.
SOME DUDE TRIED TO GET BILLY IDOL TO PLAY HIS BDAY PARTY FOR 2 YEARS, AND IT FINALLY WORKED!
A 26-year-old Seattle man named Michael Henrichsen spent TWO YEARS trying to convince BILLY IDOL to perform at his birthday party . . . and it actually worked. The birthday performance is happening in Seattle on Friday. It isn't a private gig . . . like in this dude's basement or something . . . it's going to be at a regular venue. The proceeds will be donated to charity. Michael first got the idea two years ago, and launched an elaborate campaign to attract Billy's attention. He started the website PlayMyBirthdayBillyIdol.com . . . and pulled all kinds of stunts to get people to check it out. He even got some celebrities to "endorse" the idea. He says he'd approach them at comedy clubs, book signings and promotional appearances, and ask them to help him out. If they agreed, he'd film them telling Billy to do the party. The "celebrity" endorsements include: Rick Springfield, The Beach Boys, Nick Cannon, Fabio, Kevin Nealon, Ron Jeremy, Apolo Anton Ohno and travel agent Eddie Money. Only Nikki Sixx and comedian Tom Green turned him down. Michael was CLOSE to landing Billy last year . . . but instead, he just got a video message from Billy saying that he couldn't make it. Michael continued his effort until this past August, when Billy finally agreed to do it. Michael's actual 26th birthday was Monday. Here's a bizarre video of Billy "announcing" that he's going to come to Michael's party.
BEHOLD! THE TOP 10 DEVIL ROCK SONGS JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
UltimateClassicRock.com has put together a list of The Top 10 Devil Songs . . . and perhaps not surprisingly, THE ROLLING STONES classic "Sympathy for the Devil" took the top spot.
Here's the list:
1.) "Sympathy for the Devil", The Rolling Stones (1968)
2.) "Runnin' with the Devil", Van Halen (1978)
3.) "Devil's Food", which leads into "The Black Widow" on "Welcome to My Nightmare", Alice Cooper (1975) . . . "Black Widow" features an introduction by horror movie legend Vincent Price.
(--That's right . . . Alice did it LONG before Michael Jackson got VP to do a voiceover for "Thriller".)
4.) "Shout at the Devil", Motley Crue (1983)
5.) "Friend of the Devil", The Grateful Dead (1970)
6.) "Christmas with the Devil", Spinal Tap (1984)
7.) "Devil's Dance", Metallica (1997)
8.) "The Devil in Her Heart", The Beatles (1963)
9.) "The Number of the Beast", Iron Maiden (1982)
10.) "The Devil Is Me", KISS (2012) . . . It's on their new album "Monster".
You can find brief write-ups on each song at UltimateClassicRock.com.
APPLE UNVEILED THE iPad MINI & iPad 4 YESTERDAY!
Apple announced the highly anticipated iPad Mini yesterday. The tablet computer is a smaller, cheaper version of the original. Its screen is 7.9 inches and the tablet comes in white and slate black. Pricing starts at $369 for a 16GB Wi-Fi only model, $429 for a 32 GB model and $529 for a 64 GB model. Apple senior vice president Phil Shiller also introduced a fourth generation iPad with a faster processor and upgraded features. The new iPad is priced at $499 for a 16 GB model, $629 for a 16 GB model with 4G LTE. In addition to the iPads, a super slim new iMac, a 13-inch Retina display MacBook Pro, and a Mac Mini were also unveiled yesterday.
JAMAICA’S HUNKERING DOWN FOR TROPICAL STORM SANDY AND WE COULD FEEL SOME OF THE EFFECTS IN CENTRAL FLORIDA
HOLY HALLOWEEN, BLOOD RAIN IS EXPECTED IN THE UK NEXT WEEK!
GO AHEAD AND TRY NOT TO CLICK ON THE LINK TO SEE THE WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG (AND POSSIBLY CUTEST THING EVER)!
WOULDN’T IT BE COOL IF YOU COULD SEE 10 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE? IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH YOU CAN APPARENTLY
According to scientists, you have the ability to see into the future for about two to 10 seconds. Seriously. You just need to be in tune with your body and concentrate. Studies have shown that people can sense something BAD happening. Their heart rate and the electrical measurements of their skin change. So if you can tell those are happening, you can "see" a bad thing right before it happens.
A BRAZILIAN FAMILY GOT QUITE THE SHOCK AT A WAKE THIS WEEK…
PARENTS IN WISCONSIN PUNISHED THEIR KID BY POSTING EMBARASSING PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES ON HER FACEBOOK!
Two parents in Wisconsin say their daughter, quote, "got fresh" with them . . . so they handed out a BRILLIANT 21st century-style punishment. They took away her phone, used it to take embarrassing photos of themselves . . . then posted those photos on her Facebook page. Only one of the photos has made the rounds online, but it's perfect. The mom is throwing up a peace sign, the dad is making a stupid cross-eyed face, and it looks like they even put the photo through an Instagram filter.
ONE OF THOSE TWINS WHO GOT DOWN ON JERSEY SHORE JUST HAD HER HEAD RAN OVER WHILE SUNBATHING IN GAINESVILLE! LUCKILY SHE’S OK
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU JUST PUMPED YOUR PATIENT’S IV WITH COFFEE…
A 23-year-old student nurse in Brazil has been indicted for involuntary manslaughter after she tried to give an 80-year-old patient an IV drip . . . but accidentally injected her with COFFEE andkilled her. It was only her third day on the job, and she hadn't been trained to administer IVs. Her supervisors were also charged with involuntary manslaughter.
FINALLY! COCOA STEPS FORWARD TO BAN ‘SAGGY PANTS’
SOME GUY IN PORT ST. LUCIE WHIPPED OUT HIS JEWELS TO THE COPS TO PROVE HE WASN’T MASTURBATING AND IT WORKED?
It took balls to do this! A man in Florida exposed himself to cops to avoid going to jail! Last week, a woman told cops she believed she saw the man pleasuring himself in his vehicle. She said he was “making an up and down motion in the area of his crotch.” But when the 34-year-old was confronted by police, he sought to prove otherwise. He explained “he got the urge to scratch his testicles” because he has a rash…down there. He then “presented” his testicles to an officer, who verified the rash. And voila! He was free to go. But he might want to get some ointment for that
DUMB ROBBER OF THE DAY: DUDE GOES BACK TO THE BANK HE ROBBED TO DEMAND MORE & THE COPS ARE ALREADY THERE…
On Monday, a 28-year-old went into a bank in New York and demanded $20,000. The teller shoved some money in a bag, and the man left. But when he looked in the bag, he realized the teller gave him LESS than he asked for . . . and he felt RIPPED OFF. So he went back to the bank to demand the rest of the money . . . WHILE the cops were there investigating the robbery. He was arrested.
DON’T TELL YOUR WIFEY OR GF, BUT PMS COULD JUST BE A MYTH?
Even if it isn’t “that time of the month,” this news is bound to make some women see red. A new study suggests that PMS might actually be a myth! The review of prior research found that in almost 40% of studies, there was no association between mood and particular menstrual cycle phases. Women experienced negative mood changes during the time of their cycle leading up to their period in only 15% of the studies. Overall, only about half of the studies found any link between mood changes and menstruation, while 85% found no evidence of “classic” PMS- irritability, crankiness, depression and emotional feelings that spike prior to women’s periods and lessen once it begins. Of course, many women will likely be shocked at these findings, but it’s not the first time the existence of PMS has been questioned. Some experts believe the idea of PMS is just a sexist way of blaming women’s emotions and moods on their reproductive cycle. Still, research has shown that sex hormones do influence moods, and changing levels of those hormones probably just affect different women in different ways.
BEWARE OF THAT HOMEMADE PORN…IT ENDS UP ON THE WEB 88% OF THE TIME!
According to a study by the Internet Watch Foundation, if you make a sex tape or take naked photos . . . people are going to end up seeing it. They estimate that 88% of all homemade porn ends up getting posted online . . . often without the people who made it even KNOWING. It's because websites known as parasites get information from hacked accounts . . . lost or stolen phones . . . and angry exes. ( CBS DC)
STUDY SAYS: CUDDLING ON THE COUCH ONLY LEADS TO SEX 17% OF THE TIME
Guys, I'm about to save you a TON of time. If you want to have sex, don't play it slow by cuddling on the couch under a blanket, watching a movie, then trying to move things to the bedroom. Just skip all that and try jumping right in. According to a new study out of the University of Michigan, a couple only has sex after cuddling on the couch ONE out of SIX times. That means there's only a 17% chance that
curling up together on the couch is going to lead to getting-it-on. The study also found the average couple cuddles at least eight times a week, for an average of 47 minutes and 36 seconds each time. BUT . . . even though cuddling only leads to sex one out of six times, the couples who cuddled more often reported better overall sex lives. The researchers think it's because they have higher levels of intimacy.
WHO’S THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL? THE POWER RANKINGS ARE OUT
THE WORLD SERIES STARTS TONIGHT!
The 108th edition of the Fall Classic begins tonight in San Francisco. Fox will air the games. The Detroit Tigers visit the San Francisco Giants. The series begins in San Fran because the Giants are a part of the National League, which won the All-Star Game this year. The Giants are eying their second World Series title in three years. The Giants defeated the Texas Rangers 4 games to 1 in 2010, their first World Series championship since 1954. This is the 19th trip to the World Series for the Giants. It's the Tigers' 11th appearance. Two seasons ago, San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito was left off the postseason roster, forced to watch as his teammates won the World Series. Tonight, he’ll be on the mound to start Game 1 of the World Series against the Detroit Tigers. The 2002 AL Cy Young Award winner as a member of the Oakland A’s signed a seven-year $126 million contract to join the Giants in 2007 and well, frankly, failed to earn a fraction of that amount during his first couple of seasons with the club before turning things around this season, posting a record of 15-8.
THE MARLINS AXE GUILLEN AFTER JUST ONE SEASON!
Apparently, politics and baseball make strange bedfellows. The Miami Marlins fired first-year manager Ozzie Guillen on Tuesday, in part because of his controversial early season remarks praising Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. Of course losing 93 ballgames and finishing dead last in the NL East had more than a little to do with the team’s decision as well. The Marlins are still on the hook to Guillen for the $7.5 million for the three years remaining on his contract.
‘V’ FOR VENDETTA: VALENTINE ACCUSES ORTIZ OF QUITTING ON TEAM
Former Boston Red Sox skipper Bobby Valentine accused slugger David Ortiz of giving up on the season right after the team completed their August 25 blockbuster deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers. Speaking with Bob Costas on NBC Sports Network, Valentine said of Ortiz, “He realized that this trade meant that we’re not going to run this race…and he decided not to play anymore. I think at that time it was all downhill from there.” Ortiz was on the disabled list from July 18 to late August, returning for one game on August 24. He returned to DL on August 27 and never played again last season.
LOSING A LEE-DER: COWBOYS LINEBACKER LOST FOR THE SEASON
The Dallas Cowboys on Tuesday lost a very important piece of their defense with the news that linebacker Sean Lee will have to undergo season-ending surgery to repair significant ligament damage in his right big toe. Lee, who calls the team’s defensive signals, leads the Cowboys in tackles with 77 and has one interception, one forced fumble and eight quarterback pressures through the first six games.
AVOIDING A FACEOFF: NHL, NHLPA CAN’T AGREE TO FUTURE MEETING
The chilly relationship between the NHL and the NHLPA got even colder on Tuesday after the league refused the players’ union’s invitation to return to the bargaining table. According to an NHLPA spokesperson, the players’ union “informed the NHL we are willing to meet tomorrow or any other date, without preconditions, to try to reach an agreement.” NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly said in an email, “They have made it clear to us that they have very little interest in the proposal we made last Tuesday. They also told us they have no intension of making a new proposal. I’m not sure what we would be meeting about.”
CENTER OF ATTENTION: NBA ALL-STAR BALLOT DROPS CENTER, FORWARD
The NBA is making a significant change to its All-Star Game balloting, eliminating the specific positions of center and forward in favor of voting for three “frontcourt” players. Vice President of basketball operations Stu Jackson told NBA.com, “It makes sense. Having a center is the only specific position that was singled out on the ballot. It just seemed a little outdated and didn’t represent the way our game has evolved.” The new NBA All-Star ballots will make their debut on November 13.