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A NEW BOOK SAYS LIZ TAYLOR HAD A 3-WAY WITH JFK & RONNIE REAGAN?!
A new book says ELIZABETH TAYLOR had sex with RONALD REAGAN back when she was a teenager and Ronnie was 36. It also claims Liz had a three-way with JOHN F. KENNEDY and "Untouchables" actor ROBERT STACK. The book is called "Elizabeth Taylor: There Is Nothing Like a Dame", and it comes out next week.
SEAN PENN & KID ROCK MADE A PRETTY FUNNY VIDEO ON HOW TO FIND "COMMON GROUND" IN POLITICS!
SEAN PENN and KID ROCK made a funny short film about how people on opposite sides of the political spectrum can find common ground. They go from having a political argument that almost turns into a bar brawl to becoming friends. And it includes a montage of them doing stuff like going to a gay wedding and drinking beer instead of fancy martinis. It's pretty funny . . . especially given the fact that these guys aren't always known for having a sense of humor about themselves. Check it out here.
NELLY'S TOUR BUS WAS RAIDED AND THEY FOUND ALL KINDS OF DRUGS...INCLUDING HEROIN!
NELLY'S tour bus was searched at a checkpoint in Texas earlier this week, and the cops found a loaded gun, 10 pounds of marijuana, and baggies filled with heroin. But Nelly is off the hook, because one of the other guys on the bus said it was ALL his!
OH DEAR GOD, KRIS JENNER MAY WANT TO MANAGE HONEY BOO BOO'S FAMILY...
Last month, KRIS JENNER supposedly slammed "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", although she later said that she would never criticize the show . . . because she'd never seen it.
--Well, apparently she has now . . . because "Star" magazine claims she wants to manage the family. Not surprisingly, Kris' interest is driven by DOLLAR SIGNS.
--An "insider" says, quote, "Kris realized that they could be a gold mine. [They] don't really have any professional representation outside of TLC, and Kris thinks she can get them some serious endorsements and more money from the network."
LILO NOW SAYS SHE WAS LYING ABOUT HER MOM BEING ON COKE AND THAT SHE'S DONE WITH PAPA LOHAN AGAIN...
LINDSAY LOHAN'S lunacy shows no signs of losing steam. After getting into a HUGE fight with her mother following some all-night clubbing and calling her dad for help, Lindsay is now DEFENDING her mom and cutting her dad off at the knees.
--Lindsay called TMZ to say that she LIED when she told her dad MICHAEL during that
recorded phone conversation that her mom DINA was on cocaine.
--She said, quote, "I'm really regretful about the argument I had with my mother. I told [my dad]
a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. My mom does not do cocaine, clearly."
WHAT??? It's CLEAR that Dina doesn't do cocaine??? LIES!!! And how dare she
think we're stupid enough to believe that. We all saw the "Dr. Phil" show.
--Lindsay also said that she's DONE with Michael for releasing that phone conversation to the media. She also claims she didn't know he was recording it.
MIKE DURNT IS SPILLING THE BEANS ON WHAT CAUSED BILLIE JOE'S MELTDOWN...
GREEN DAY bassist MIKE DIRNT says singer BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG'S substance abuseissues were brought on by the heavy workload they took on earlier this year, which included recording three albums at the same time.
--He says, quote, "Hindsight is 20 / 20 . . . it was a tremendous undertaking. It catches up with you a little bit . . . although we were having fun, we didn't take our nose out of the book for a
time.--"We definitely just jumped off a moving train. There were signs of things hitting the fan. We hadn't slept in forever and Billie had definitely had the worst of it . . . at the end of the day when we got off the road the most important thing was my friend's life."
--Mike adds that Billie Joe is currently in a "heavy duty" treatment program . . . and there's no timetable for his return yet.
STEVEN TYLER CALLS KISS A "COMIC BOOK ROCK BAND"!
STEVEN TYLER is NOT a fan of KISS. In a recent radio interview, he called them "a comic book rock band." He questioned whether or not they were serious and "really meant it." He added that he's cool with GENE SIMMONS and PAUL STANLEY personally, he just doesn't dig the music.
SLASH IS CUTTING TRACKS FOR A NEW HORROR FLICK...
With a name like Slash, getting involved in the horror movie business seemed like a hand-in-bloody-glove idea. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guitarist is currently recording the score for Nothing to Fear (due in 2013), the debut project being produced for his movie production company Slash Films. Via Slasher Films’ Facebook page, the ex-Guns N’ Roses axe man posted that he had “recorded some guitar parts for [Nothing to Fear],” adding that the music was “sounding so cool.”
DID YOU WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT??
HERE'S SOME NOTABLE QUOTES FROM THE VP DEBATE...
AND NOW...PAUL RYAN'S GUNS...
SURVEY SAYS: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIST FIGHT? ROMNEY OR OBAMA?
We've gotten to that point in the presidential campaign where EVERYONE is sick of polls. So pollsters are getting more creative in what they're asking. Here are answers to some poll questions you've probably NEVER thought about.
--58% of Americans think that BARACK OBAMA would beat MITT ROMNEY in a fistfight. 22%
think Mitt would win. 20% had no opinion.
--74% would rather be NEIGHBORS with the president . . . 26% picked Mitt . . . and 74.4% would rather have the president as their LANDLORD compared to 25.6% for Mitt.
--If they were all neighbors, and the president and Mitt each left their laundry in a dryer in the laundry room, 72.4% of people would rather remove and fold the president's laundry. 27.6%
would rather fold Mitt's.
--And the biggest complaints people would have if the Obamas were their neighbors would be Bo's barking and MICHELLE hogging the fitness room. The biggest problem with the Romneys would be all the kids hanging out at the pool.
BEWARE OF FROSTED MINI-WHEATS!
IF THIS DOESN'T TUG ON YOUR HEART STRINGS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL...
Eleven-year-old Ben Baltz of Valparaiso, Florida was diagnosed with bone cancer five years ago and had his right leg amputated. --But that hasn't stopped Ben from competing in kids' triathlons using a prosthetic leg. On Sunday, he was doing his third race in the last few months. He he did a 150-yard swim and a
three-mile bike ride, but during the one-mile run, his prosthetic leg started to wobble.
--A screw came loose, and the leg finally BROKE, causing Ben to fall. He was trying to decide whether to hop or crawl the rest of the way when someone offered to help him out.
--A Marine private named Matthew Morgan was working as a volunteer at the race, and saw Ben go down. He picked Ben up and CARRIED him across the finish line on his back.
A HOUSE-SIZED ASTEROID IS WHIZZING PAST EARTH TODAY!
MARS ROVER FOUND SOME EARTH-LIKE ROCKS YESTERDAY...
BORDER PATROL AGENTS FOUND SOME PRETTY SWEET ANCIENT ARTIFACTS ON THE FENCE IN ARIZONA!
PEOPLE ARE NOW FLOCKING TO TIJUANA...TO STOCK UP ON GAS?
Gas has gotten so expensive, people are now willing to drive into a DRUG WAR to get it cheaper. People in San Diego are heading across the border to Tijuana, because the average price in San Diego is $4.72 . . . and in Tijuana, it's around $3.30.
UM, A GIANT EYEBALL WASHED UP ON THE SHORE OF POMPANO BEACH...
HERE ARE THE 5 MOST ANNOYING SOUNDS IN THE WORLD...HONEY BOO BOO STRANGLEY MISSING
It turns out that dragging your nails across a chalkboard is NOT the most annoying sound in the world . . . but it's in the top five. In fact, it's not even the most annoying sound you can make with a chalkboard.
--Scientists at Australia's University of Newcastle had people listen to sounds while getting an M.R.I., and saw which sounds produced the strongest reaction in people's brains. Here are the five MOST annoying sounds in the world:
#1.) Rubbing a knife against a glass bottle.
#2.) Dragging a fork across glass.
#3.) Writing on a chalkboard with chalk.
#4.) Rubbing a ruler against a glass bottle.
#5.) Nails on a chalkboard.
58% OF AMERICANS HAVE HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND? SEEMS LOW...
Apparently NOT going out and having sex with a random stranger makes YOU the weird one.
--In a new survey by the adult store Adam & Eve, 58% of Americans say they've had at least one ONE-NIGHT STAND. That means sex with someone one time, with no strings attached.
--Of the people who said yes, 79% are male and 21% are female. Which means one of three things. We're dealing with a lot of man-on-man one-night stands . . . men lie . . . or a few women give this experience to A LOT of dudes.
PRINGLES IS RELEASING 3 KINDS OF NEW CHIPS AND THEY ALL SOUND PRETTY GROSS...
The people at Pringles are debuting three new holiday flavors next month, and they all sound VILE: Pumpkin Pie Spice, Cinnamon and Sugar . . . and White Chocolate Peppermint.
--None of those flavors sound like they belong on a potato chip to us.
--But there's one reason Pringles might've decided to do this now . . . new ownership. They were developed by Procter & Gamble in 1968 and have been a P&G product ever since . . . until they were sold to Kellogg earlier this year for $2.7 BILLION.
--All three new flavors will hit stores next month. Pumpkin Pie Spice will only be sold at Walmart, the other two flavors will be sold everywhere.
IS THIS MULLET DISCRIMINATION?
I can't believe discrimination like this still exists. Last weekend, a man was kicked out of a bar in Australia . . . because of his MULLET. He says bouncers told him they didn't want his "type" there . . . and they were referring to the long, luxurious mullet he's been growing for TEN YEARS. The bar wouldn't confirm or deny that was the reason they kicked him out.
SOME DUDE WAS JUST BUSTED TRYING TO EAT THE DRUGS HE'D SHOVED IN HIS...
This is a new one. Yesterday morning, police raided a 26-year-old drug dealer's house in Pennsylvania. When they got there, he tried to hide some marijuana by shoving it in his RECTUM. Then, as he ran from the cops, he pulled it out . . . and started eating it. They caught him before he could finish it, and he was arrested.
A 17 YEAR OLD DOUCHEBAG WAS JUST BUSTED STEALING 12 DOUCHES FROM WALMART!
Walmart has a pretty large supply of douches. And I'm not just talking about the people who start fights over spots in the parking lot. HI-YO!
--On Tuesday night, a 17-year-old girl in Dallas, Texas was arrested for shoplifting 12 DOUCHES from Walmart.
--She stole six two-packs of douches, valued at $3.44 each . . . and also some underwear and candles.
--She was bagged by the cops for stealing the douches and is facing a misdemeanor theft charge.
AND IN RELATED NEWS, A DUDE IN J-VILLE WAS JUST BUSTED FOR USING ENEMAS AND PUTTING THEM BACK ON THE SHELF, BLECH!
OH GREAT, MICHAEL VICK HAS A DOG NOW...
MICHAEL VICK has admitted he has a dog. But he claims he did it for his kids . . . quote, "I want to ensure that my children establish a loving bond and treat all of God's creatures with kindness and respect . . . This is an opportunity to break the cycle." He added that he will continue to, quote, "honor my commitment to animal welfare."
REMEMBER THE TITANS?
Thursday night’s NFL clash pitted the 2-2 Pittsburgh Steelers against the 1-4 Tennessee Titans in Nashville. With the Titans finding themselves in an early season must-win situation, they managed to squeeze past the Steelers 26-23 on a last-second 40-yard field goal by Rob Bironas, who had already hit from 22, 38 and 47. The one bright spot for Pittsburgh was Ben Roethlisberger throwing for 363 yards and becoming the franchise’s career passing leader.
MLB PLAYOFF RECAP!
A Buster Posey grand slam in a six-run fifth inning proved more than the Cincinnati Reds could come back from yesterday in Game 5 of the NLDS. In the end, the San Francisco Giants became the first National League team to come back from an 0-2 hole in a five-game series after posting a 6-4 victory in Cincinnati. The Giants now move on to the NLCS and will face the winner of today’s game between the Cardinals and the Nationals.
An incredibly intense 13-pitch at-bat by Washington Nationals slugger Jayson Werth to lead off the bottom of the ninth inning resulted in a line-drive walk-off homer and a Nats’ 2-1 victory over the St. Louis Cardinals to force a decisive Game 5 today in the NLDS. Adam LaRoche gave Washington a 1-0 lead with a solo blast in the second inning, but Carlos Beltran’s sacrifice fly in the third knotted the game at 1-1 until Werth bested Cardinals right hander Lance Lynn. The Detroit Tigers counted on their ace Justin Verlander on Thursday to finally finish off the never-say-die Oakland A’s, and he did not disappoint. The MVP pitcher went the distance, striking out 11 batters and allowing just four hits in the Tigers’ 6-0 shutout, while closing out the ALDS and allowing his team to move on to the ALCS, where they will face the winner of today’s Game 5 between the Yankees and Orioles.
The Baltimore Orioles and New York Yankees have played a total of 25 innings of baseball in the past two nights – today they’ll play at least nine more. On Thursday, the O’s outlasted the Yankees 2-1 in 13 innings after J.J. Hardy doubled home Manny Machado from second base, setting up today’s winner-take-all Game 5. Baltimore’s victory meant that all four division series went five games for the first time since the format began in 1995. The winner of today’s matchup will take on the Tigers in ALCS.
LITTLE E WILL MISS 2 RACES DUE TO CONCUSSIONS...
Raising his own personal caution flag, Dale Earnhardt Jr. will miss the newt two races after suffering his second concussion in the past six weeks. His first concussion occurred on August 29 when he crashed during a tire test at Kansas. That concussion was not diagnosed until Wednesday, when the driver was examined because of lingering symptoms he was experiencing following Sunday’s massive 25-car pileup at Talladega.