Should we TASER RICH?!?!
Crash has a NEW Idea for the show...
...and Rich doesn't like it...
JACK OSBOURNE SAVED SOME LADY’S LIFE WHILE GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII!
JACK OSBOURNE had a busy weekend in Hawaii. He got married, celebrated his mom SHARON'S 60th birthday AND he saved a woman's life. Jack and a friend were at the beach when they saw a woman in distress in the ocean, and raced to her rescue. Jack's new wife Lisa Tweeted, quote, "Really proud of Jack and his friend Tyler who saved a woman on the beach yesterday who'd had a heart attack and [drowned]. "They resuscitated her until the ambulance came. We just found out she's in a stable condition! Awesome!"
THE LOHAN FAMILY HAS IMPLODED ONCE AGAIN…
Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina got into a huge fight early yesterday morning that ended with cops being called to Dina’s Long Island home. TMZ claimed the argument started after the pair spent the night partying together in the Big Apple. Lindsay and Dina were in a limo headed back to Dina’s Merrick home when Lindsay called her father Michael claiming she was being kidnapped by her mother. She is also heard saying, “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck and s**t.” Dina and Lindsay’s argument was apparently over money. According to reports, Lindsay gave Dina $40,000 in order to save her mom’s home from foreclosure. But now Lindsay wants the money back. She reportedly told her dad, “She's saying disgusting things to me ... I'm dead to her now." Lindsay also told Michael, “She’s like the f**king devil right now” and said she had a gash on her leg from the incident. Michael’s 911 call described the incident as a case of domestic violence, claiming Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver. Cops took an incident report, but no arrests were made. Click here for audio of Lindsay’s call to her dad.
SOMEONE IS THREATENING TO KIDNAP HONEY BOO BOO!
The "National Enquirer" claims someone is threatening to KIDNAP seven-year-old ALANA THOMPSON, the star of TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". Her family doesn't know if it's a serious threat but they're not taking any chances. They've hired a full-time bodyguard and supposedly want to move to a nicer area. So why would this person target one of the most visible seven-year-olds in America? Well, for money. A "source" argues that they may be convinced that TLC would "pay a huge ransom" to recover Honey Boo Boo. Anyway, here's a picture of Honey Boo Boo's "bodyguard." He's been photographed with the family before so I have a feeling TLC hired him to make sure any unwanted visitors keep their distance. ( Photo Source)
AW DAMN, ALEX KARASS AKA THE DAD FROM WEBSTER DIED
ALEX KARRAS . . . the NFL great who went on to play EMMANUEL LEWIS' adopted dad on the '80s sitcom "Webster" . . . died of kidney failure yesterday. He was 77. Karras also battled dementia in his later years, and was among thousands of former players who sued the NFL for concussion-related injuries. He's survived by his wife SUSAN CLARK . . . who played his wife on "Webster" . . . and their daughter.
UH OH! ROBERT PATTINSON HAS BEEN SPOTTED WITH A “MYSTERY BLONDE”
ROBERT PATTINSON was photographed with a "mystery blonde" at the Dream Hotel in New York City over the weekend. And there are pictures to prove it.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT BROKE HER WRIST GETTING IN SHAPE FOR THE SHOW WHERE SHE GIVES OUT “HAPPY ENDINGS”
Here's some SEXUAL IRONY for you: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT broke her wrist in the boxing ring, while getting ready for season two of "The Client List". Here's a picture of her in her cast) ( E! Online) She Tweeted, quote, "Guess who broke her wrist yesterday boxing to get fit for season two! I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs." So where's the irony? Jennifer broke her WRIST while preparing for a show in which she plays a masseuse who gives HAPPY ENDINGS.
ANDERSON COOPER TELLS BRISTOL PALIN TO “GET OFF TV AND GET A REAL JOB!”
BRET MICHAELS DONATED A NEW MUSIC ROOM TO THE HOSPITAL THAT TREATED HIS BRAIN HEMMORAGE!
POISON singer BRET MICHAELS has donated a special music-themed room to the Phoenix hospital where he was treated for a brain hemorrhage. It opened on Tuesday. It's a "relaxation room" for patients and their families that's packed with Bret's personal music memorabilia.
A BUNCH OF GREEN DAY SONGS ARE GONNA BE USED ON CSI: NY
A handful of Green Day songs will serve as the soundtrack for an upcoming episode of the TV crime drama CSI: NY. The songs to be used include “Amy,” “Night Life,” “Stop When the Red Lights Flash,” Kill the DJ” and “The Forgotten.” The show’s executive producer Pam Veasey said, “My ultimate goal was to tell a story without dialogue, and Green Day’s music and lyrics beautifully accompanied the visuals making it a very special episode.”
OBAMA SAYS HE WAS “TOO POLITE” IN THE 1ST DEBATE…IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
President Obama said in a radio interview yesterday that he was “just too polite” in the first presidential debate last week. He admitted that he failed to deliver against Republican opponent Mitt Romney, but said voters should expect “a little more activity” in next week’s round two. He compared the presidential race to a seven-game basketball series in which he was ahead two-nothing and lost one game to Romney at the debate. “You know, this is a long haul and I think that it’s very important for folks to make sure that they understand that as long as people stay focused, we will win this thing,” he said.
SO VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN NOW SAYS HE’S GONNA “PLAY HARDBALL” IN TONIGHT’S DEBATE
OOPS! GOVERNOR RICK SCOTT GAVE OUT A SEX HOTLINE INSTEAD OF SOME A TOLL-FREE MENINGITIS CALL CENTER!
THE “SEXY BIG BIRD” COSTUME SALES ARE UP 500% SINCE THE WHOLE MITT ROMNEY COMMENT!
When MITT ROMNEY name-checked BIG BIRD at the debate last week, he inadvertently CHANGED HALLOWEEN. Immediately after the debate, the website CostumeCraze.com saw
a 500% sales bump in their "Sexy Big Bird" costume. It features a yellow, feathered tank top
and skirt, purple and orange socks, and a hat that looks like the top of Big Bird's head. CostumeCraze says it's not a coincidence, because other sexy "Sesame Street" costumes like Cookie Monster and Elmo haven't seen any increase. "Sesame Street" isn't hot right now. . .only Big Bird is! ( ABC News / CostumeCraze)
AND NOW, THE MOST POPULAR DOG COSTUMES FOR HALLOWEEN…
Americans will spend a record $370 MILLION on Halloween costumes for their pets this year,
mostly on dogs. And according to a shopping website called Wayfair.com, these are the five
that have been selling the best . . .
#4.) Taco. (--Here's a second taco option as well.)
THE TAMPA MYSTERY MONKEY IS BACK!
THE MOST POPULAR CAR COLOR FOR 2012 IS…
THE DUDE THAT HAD HIS CAMARO SCREWED WITH AT THE DEALERSHIP GOT THE LAST LAUGH!
OH DEAR GOD NO, THERE’S A NEW TOOTHBRUSH THAT SENDS YOUR BRUSHING HISTORY TO YOUR DENTIST!
There's a new toothbrush that wants to RAT YOU OUT for not brushing. A company created a Bluetooth-enabled toothbrush that wirelessly sends your brushing data to your smart phone, so you . . . or your dentist . . . can see a complete log of your habits. It's available for preorder now for $34, and ships next month.
VICTORIA’S SECRET IS NOW SELLING A PUSH-UP SPORTS BRA?
Victoria's Secret has created a new bra that's a SPORTS BRA . . . but ALSO a push-up bra. Unfortunately, it's not great at either . . . it only provides "medium" support and not a TON of lift. But it could still be a good way to showcase your breasts at the gym . . . or, I guess, get more support when you're out dancing. The Showtime bra is designed for A, B, and C cups. It comes in a bunch of different colors
and sells for about $55.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR NAME COULD DETERMINE YOUR CREDIT SCORE! SORRY DANIEL, LEE, LISA & VICTORIA…
Can your NAME predict your CREDIT SCORE? A new study found people with names like Brian, Alan, Helen, and Susan have the highest average credit scores, and people with names like Daniel, Lee, Lisa, and Victoria have the lowest. In general, the names with higher scores are NOT names that are popular for young people. The five male names tied to the LOWEST credit scores are Daniel, Lee, Matthew, Steven, and Christopher. The five female names tied to the worst credit are Lisa, Victoria, Emma, Nicola, and Claire.
MLB PLAYOFF RACE ROUNDUP!
A bold move by New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi to pull Alex Rodriguez in favor of pinch-hitter Raul Ibanez in the ninth inning with the Yanks down 2-1 to the Baltimore Orioles paid off big time. Not only did Ibanez save New York’s skin with a game-tying home run in the ninth, but he came through again in the 12th inning, hitting a leadoff homer to give the Yankees a dramatic 3-2 win and a 2-1 lead in the ALDS. Girardi’s gutsy marked the first time Rodriguez has ever been pinch-hit for in a postseason game. After the game, Girardi said, “You’re going to be asked a lot of questions if it doesn’t work.” Game 4 is tonight right back in the Bronx. A trio of key home runs by Angel Pagan, Gregor Blanco and Pablo Sandoval helped power the San Francisco Giants past the Cincinnati Reds 8-3 in Game 4 of the NLDS on Wednesday, setting up a winner-take-all Game 5 today. Pagan set the table with a leadoff solo shot to start the game, Blanco provided a two-run appetizer in the second and Sandoval put a little icing on the cake with a two-run blast in the seventh inning. The Giants hope to be the first team to come back from an 0-2 hole in a five-game series by winning three straight on the road. Making only his fourth appearance in 2012 following surgery to treat numbness on his right side, Chris Carpenter looked far from rusty on Wednesday, going 5 2/3 innings to help the St. Louis Cardinals build a 2-1 lead over the Washington Nationals in the NLDS after shutting out the Nats 8-0. The defending World Series champions scored 1 in the first inning, 3 in the second, 1 in the sixth, 1 in the seventh and 2 in the eighth to easily take Game 3, with Game 4 scheduled for this afternoon.
IT COULD GET WEIRD WHEN THE BCS PUTS OUT ITS’ FIRST POLL OF THE SEASON…
THE DONALD DEMANDED A-ROD BE YANKED FROM THE YANKS’ BATTING ORDER?
HERE ARE THE TOP 10 HIGHEST MLB PLAYERS OF 2012…
A NEW USADA REPORT FINDS LANCE ARMSTRONG USED PEDS?
A new chapter was written Wednesday in the never-ending story about whether or not Lance Armstrong used performance enhancing drugs to help him win seven Tour de France titles after the United States Anti-Doping Agency said a new report proves the cyclist cheated. USADA chief executive Travis Tygart said in a statement, “The evidence shows beyond any doubt that the US Postal Service Pro Cycling Team (of which Armstrong was a member) ran the most sophisticated, professionalized and successful doping program that sport has ever seen. The evidence also includes direct documentary evidence…that further proves the use…of performance enhancing drugs by Lance Armstrong…” In all, 26 fellow cyclists testified against Armstrong, including 11 of his former teammates.