Should we TASER RICH?!?!
HULK NOW ADMITS THAT HE DID BANG BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE’S WIFEY!
HULK HOGAN talked about his sex tape, and he IS having sex with HEATHER CLEM in the video . . . but he didn't know there was a camera in the room. And her then-husband BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE offered her to both Hulk AND HOWARD STERN, but Howard never took him up on the offer!
THE HULKSTER’S BUDDY, BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE, WANTED TO CASH IN ON THE SEX TAPE THE WHOLE TIME!
HULK HOGAN was shocked yesterday when TMZ told him that BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE knew all along that Hulk was being taped nailing Bubba's wife HEATHER CLEM. A TMZ staffer watched the whole tape, and he says that at the very end, after the deed is done and Hogan leaves, Bubba comes back into the room. And he tells Heather, quote, "If we ever did want to retire, all we'd have to do is use this footage of him." Then Heather replies, quote, "You'd never do that" . . . and Bubba says, quote, "I wouldn't do that, you'd be the biggest rat, you'd be dead." TMZ got Hulk on the phone to tell him this, and he was pretty shocked and, in his own words, quote, "I'm sick to my stomach right now." Hulk said that Bubba has sworn up and down to him that he knew nothing about the tape. And on numerous occasions, Hulk told Bubba to fess up if he was lying . . . adding, quote, "If you had anything to do with this, that means we were never friends."
SO CM PUNK REALLY DID HIT THAT FAN ON RAW!
CM PUNK really did legitimately hit a fan during WWE's "Monday Night Raw" this week. But only because someone basically attacked HIM when he went out into the crowd. The only problem is, Punk HIT THE WRONG GUY. New fan-shot video seems to prove that the guy Punk smacked twice with an open hand didn't do ANYTHING. Here's the clip.
BAM MARGERA APOLOGIZED FOR HOLDING A GUN TO A PUPPY’S HEAD!
BAM MARGERA has apologized for posting a picture on Twitter of himself jokingly holding a gun to a puppy's head. He says the gun wasn't even real . . . and added that no one has complained over the numerous pics he's posted of himself holding the gun to PEOPLE'S heads. He added that the gun was FAKE . . . and a friend got it for him because of his naked stalker problem. And he said, quote, "Just hurting another animal is rude, crude and more." Bam also noted that nobody has complained about the numerous pics he's posted of himself holding the gun up to PEOPLE'S heads.
THE AMA NOMS ARE OUT IN CASE YOU CARE…
The nominees for the "40th Annual American Music Awards" were announced yesterday . . .
and RIHANNA and NICKI MINAJ lead everyone with four nominations. ABC will air the ceremony live on Sunday, November 18th. So far, CHRISTINA AGUILERA is the only performer that has been announced. This is the first ceremony since DICK CLARK'S death. He created the "AMAs" so naturally the show has a big tribute planned. As usual, YOU will choose the winners. Voting is open NOW at AMAvote.com. Before casting your vote, you'll have to sign in through Facebook or provide an email address to
ROSIE O’DONNELL WANTS TO BUY THE HONEY BOO BOO CLAN A NEW CRIB!
IS THIS JUSTIN BEIBER PLAYING BEER PONG?
TMZ has posted a picture of a kid who appears to be JUSTIN BIEBER playing BEER PONG. (--Check it out here.) A source says this game took place in either Canada or Georgia. But it was last year, when Justin was 17 so even if it was in Canada, he would have been too young to drink alcohol which the source says he DID. Another source says the game went down in Alabama in June.
OLIVIA WILDE SAYS SHE AND JASON SUDEKIS HAVE SEX LIKE “KENYAN MARATHON RUNNERS”
During a "Glamour" magazine event Monday night, OLIVIA WILDE talked extensively about her VAGINA, and how it DIED when her marriage ended last year. She also said that she and current boyfriend JASON SUDEIKIS have sex like "Kenyan marathon runners" . . . and added that women should be allowed to "think with our [kitties]."
REGGIE BUSH CONFIRMS HIS KIM K. LOOK-A-LIKE GF IS PREGGO!
REGGIE BUSH confirmed yesterday that he and his girlfriend Lilit Avagyan are indeed expecting. He said, quote, "We're pretty excited, we haven't found out if it's a boy or a girl yet but we're pretty excited, we can't wait." He added, quote, "I'm hoping for a boy cause if it's a girl I'm going straight to the gun shop!"
STEVIE NICKS SAYS IF SHE WERE MARIAH SHE WOULD’VE KILLED NICKI MINAJ RIGHT THEN AND THERE!
For some reason, STEVIE NICKS has decided to weigh in on the blowout between "American Idol" judges MARIAH CAREY and NICKI MINAJ. And it turns out she's Team Mariah. Hard. She says, quote, "How dare this little girl . . . If I had been Mariah I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there. "I would have killed her in front of all those people and had to go to jail for it."
BEHOLD! THE MOST ANNOYING SONGS OF ALL TIME
AW DAMN, THE SUPERSONIC SKYDIVE WAS BOTCHED THANKS TO “HIGH WINDS”
Felix Baumgartner's 23-mile skydive was delayed again on Tuesday, called off because of winds that were too high for the massive-but-fragile balloon he was to dive from. A Tuesday tweet from the RedBullStratos Twitter account said conditions today (Wednesday) would not be suitable for launch.
CURIOSITY THE MARS ROVER FOUND SOMETHING SHINY ON MARS YESTERDAY!
PIZZA HUT IS WILLING TO GIVE YOU PIZZA FOR LIFE IF YOU ASK THE CANDIDATES WHAT THEY LIKE ON THEIR PIE!
Next Tuesday, the presidential candidates are doing a town hall-style debate in New York where people in the crowd can ask them questions. And Pizza Hut is offering FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE if you make it into the crowd, get on the mic, and ask the candidates if they prefer sausage or pepperoni on their pizza. Pizza Hut says they're not THAT worried about turning the presidential debate into a publicity stunt or a farce. Quote, "We recognize there are a lot of serious issues to be debated, but we also know a lot less serious, but no less important, ones are being discussed every night inside houses across the country."
BIG BIRD IS NONE TO HAPPY ABOUT OBAMA’S NEW AD…
The nonprofit organization behind Sesame Street was requesting yesterday that the Obama campaign pull a new ad involving Mitt Romney and Big Bird. The ad portrays the Republican candidate as being more concerned with cutting funding for PBS – the network that airs Sesame Street - than holding Wall Street criminals accountable. It stems from Romney’s “I like Big Bird” comment made during the first presidential debate last week. But the Sesame Workshop said it wants to stay out of politics. "Sesame Workshop is a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization and we do not endorse candidates or participate in political campaigns," the group said. An Obama campaign official said it will review the group’s concerns.
JERRY SANDUSKY GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM, BUT NOT BEFORE ONE LAST CREEPY MOVE…
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, 68, will spend the rest of his life in prison after being sentenced on Tuesday to at least 30 years in prison after being found guilty of 45 counts of child sexual abuse. Showing no remorse for his crimes, Sandusky spoke for about 15 minutes during the hearing, holding fast to his claims of innocence. He said, “I speak today with hope in my heart for a brighter day, not knowing if that day will come.” He also said, “I’ve forgive, I’ve been forgiven. I’ve comforted others, I’ve been comforted. I’ve been me. I’ve been loved, I’ve been hated.”
HERE’S ONE WAY TO GET VOTES: JUST HAND OUT SOME PACKETS OF COCAINE!
Sunday was Election Day in Brazil, and 32-year-old Carme Cristina da Silva Lima was running for city council in a town in the northwest. She was parked near a voting location on Sunday, passing out fliers with instructions on how to vote. And police got suspicious when they saw a MASSIVE CROWD swarming her car to take pamphlets. They ended up searching her car, and found out WHY so many people were suddenly so interested in local politics. Inside the pamphlets, Carme was passing out LITTLE PACKETS OF COCAINE. The police say, quote, "According to locals, she had been distributing the drugs since early in the morning, on condition that people vote for her." She was arrested and charged with electoral corruption and drug dealing. If she's convicted, she won't be able to serve as a public official for eight years. There's no word on whether she won the election . . . but we're guessing YES.
FACEBOOK PREVENTS STD’s NOW APPARENTLY…
Believe it or not, Facebook is going to keep you from getting Chlamydia. Because a new study out of the University of Colorado found that FACEBOOK PREVENTS STDS. Researchers found that people really respond to messages about safe sex and condom use on Facebook. And when the people in the study "Liked" a page about sexual health, they were more likely to use condoms for several months. Unfortunately the effect only worked for about six months. At that point the people in the study basically ignored the sexual health messages . . . the way we basically ignore everything else repetitive on Facebook . . . and they went back to unprotected sex. But hey, six months of being smart is better than nothing, right?
SOME NEUROSURGEON SAYS HEAVEN IS REAL AND HE’S BEEN THERE?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND $221K IN YOUR CAB? WELL THIS GUY IS DEFINITELY PISSED HE DIDN’T JUST KEEP THE LOOT
EVER WONDER WHAT REALLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO THE MECHANIC?
A man in South Carolina was taking his Camaro to a dealership for servicing, and since he'd had problems with mechanics before, he hid a tape recorder in the glove compartment. And it captured the sound of the mechanics JOYRIDING, doing BURNOUTS in his car, DESTROYING his clutch, and figuring out a way to make him pay for it. The dealership has threatened to SUE him for posting the audio online.
COULD THESE POSSIBLY BE THE SCARIEST SHOES EVER?
REALLY COSTUME MAKERS? THE “SEXY HAMBURGER”??
Not EVERYTHING can be made "sexy" for Halloween. Like this. A company is selling a SEXY HAMBURGER costume online. It's a skin-tight tube dress where the top looks like a bun with sesame seeds . . . the middle has lettuce, ketchup, and a burger made from lace . . . and the bottom is brown like a bottom bun. It costs $40.
PRO-TIP: IF YOU HAVE DYED BILLS FROM THE BANK YOU JUST ROBBED, DON’T HIT UP THE STRIP CLUB
A 37-year-old guy in Michigan robbed a bank Last Wednesday, and they slipped a red dye pack in with his money. But even after it exploded, he tried to use the money . . . to pay for LAP DANCES at a strip club. The club called the cops, and they linked the guy to the bank robbery and arrested him!
A ZUMBA INSTRUCTOR FROM BANGOR, MAINE JUST GOT POPPED FOR RUNNING A BROTHEL OUT OF HER STUDIO!
Last week, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor in Maine was indicted by a grand jury for turning her workout studio into a BROTHEL. She's facing 106 counts of prostitution . . . and also for violation of privacy, since she secretly videotaped all the sex. She's looking at up to 25 years in prison!
MLB RACES: BAY GUYS STAYIN’ ALIVE AS GIANTS AND ATHLETICS WIN!
Both Bay Area baseball teams staved off elimination on Tuesday with the San Francisco Giants edging the Cincinnati Reds 2-1 in 10 innings and the Oakland A’s blanking the Detroit Tigers 2-0. In Cincinnati, Jay Bruce’s RBI single gave the Reds a 1-0 lead in the first inning, but Angel Pagan’s sacrifice fly in the third knotted the game at 1-1. Scott Rolen mishandled a hopper at third base which allowed Buster Posey to score the eventual game-winning run and the Giants to live to play Game 4 today. In Oakland, Yoenis Cespedes hit an RBI single in the home half of the first and Seth Smith socked a solo shot to center in the fifth to get the A’s to Game 4 tonight.
AUDIBLES: GOODELL CHANGES 2 SUSPENSIONS, UPHOLDS TWO OTHERS
For players hoping to get their bounty-related suspensions reduced or even thrown out altogether, Tuesday was a win-some, lose-some kind of day. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell reduced the suspension of linebacker Scott Fujita from three games to one, and trimmed defensive end Anthony Hargrove’s eight-game ban to seven. But the suspensions of linebacker Jonathan Vilma and defensive end Will Smith were unchanged. Vilma tweeted Tuesday, “This is not news to me pride won’t let him admit he’s wrong.”
CHOPPED DOWN: TEXANS LINEBACKER CUSHING OUT FOR YEAR WITH TORN ACL
The undefeated Houston Texans on Tuesday lost a huge piece of their stout defense after learning their top tackler linebacker Brian Cushing will be lost for the rest of the season with a torn ACL in his left knee. The injury occurred in the second quarter of Monday’s win over the Jets when New York offensive guard Matt Slauson blocked Cushing below the knees. No penalty was called on the play.
PILOT ERRORS: DESPITE POOR PERFORMANCES, SANCHEZ STILL PILOTING JETS
New York Jets fans and media members calling for Tim Tebow to replace Mark Sanchez will have to wait at least one more week before whipping out their I told you so’s. On Tuesday, Jets coach Rex Ryan confirmed he’s sticking with Sanchez as his starter for Sunday’s contest against the Colts. The Jets have scored a woeful two touchdowns in their last 45 possessions and Sanchez has failed to complete more than 50 percent of his passes in four straight games.
BE BACK SOON: HOWARD BACK GETTING BETTER, CLEARED FOR CONTACT
New Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard received good news on Tuesday, getting doctor’s approval to participate in limited five-on-five scrimmages with his teammates as he continues to recover from off-season back surgery. The six-time All-Star won’t suit up for the team’s preseason game tonight but is hoping to play in at least one preseason contest before the Lakers open up the regular season on October 30 against the Dallas Mavericks.
T.O. TWEETS TO THE JETS THAT HE’S “READY, WILLING AND ABLE!” REALLY? YOU’RE T.O.