Man Paddles 38 Miles On Missouri River In Half-Ton Pumpkin

Yes, it's a new 'World-Record', besting that of the one set by a dude from Nebraska last year...

In case you didn’t know, there’s a world record for paddling down a river in a hollowed-out pumpkin…and it’s just been broken. Last year, a Nebraska farmer set the record by traveling 38 miles down the Missouri River while sitting inside an 846-pound pumpkin. That didn’t sit well with Steve Keuny, who got his own big-ass pumpkin…1,293-pounds, to be exact…and took that same journey. Kueny was able to successfully maneuver his gourd through the waters, around barges and obstacles, and now he’s the new pumpkin-paddling king.